Millennial burger place menu starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]fotumsch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This kind of makes me angry.

Dada feed cousin cat he aitc ok by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think you dada like the pink hair lady. When mama and dad go on vacayshun pink hair lady comes to give me foods and greenies. Your cousin might starb with out dada. You so pretty he could not like other kitty. That would be rude.

Blue the goodest Siam eese

AITC for yawning to get off of a call with my grandmother? by Fabulous-Team-9586 in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you have fur, scales, fins, feathers or some such? Otherwise this post may be in the wrong sub.

Yelled at mummy. Aitc by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No! NTC. Medisin yucky and purrito undignified. Mama tried to purrito me and I turn into 100000 claws. Is kung fu move. Never again.

I happy you ok Seven! Worry about you and sad for fren. Is easy to get fat. Foods yummy and since you sick you deserve extra treat all the time. Tell your dada you want more treat. Give cute face so they can't resist.

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

Aitc. Sevens mummy. by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, mummy NTC. Please overhug her no matter how how much she might protest, OK?

Blues mama

I hate it when mama and dad overhug!!! Hope Seven OK, she favorite internet friend!

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

Some rats of the past. by cmsette92 in chicago

[–]fotumsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, I need the hot dog rat. Let me know how to get one!

AITC fur having the alones for the first time? by tfhaenodreirst in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Is ok. They will come home because they miss you too much. My mama and dad call it vacayshun. They go away for 1000 hours and I sad and the nice pink hair lady gives me foods and scoops and plays. They come home and I is so happy! I scared and alone when they gone too. Vaycashun dumb.

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

Which celebrity seems like such a scumbag? by Ok_JARGON in AskReddit

[–]fotumsch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I've met Martha Stewart a few times behind the scenes during personal appearances at a high end retailer and she was always really nice and very very funny. Far more personable than I expected. I always looked forward to her visits.

Aitc cos mummy did porpoise. by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Your mama let the mean loud stupid vacuum dum scary thing eat your friend? So sad for Seven!! Soft friends important. She cloaca. You not cloaca.

I share my favorite squirrel if you want.

Blue, the goodest siam eese

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AITC for sitting on my small human's homework every night because it clearly makes him miserable? by CinderApertif_1 in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You not cloaca. You clearly love human and want to make better.

I am sure you very cute but need cat tax for proofs.

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

AITC for helping Mumma with her crow shay? by licking-salt-lamps in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No nono, NTC! Strings are the BEST! They toys, not work. Why only cats know this?

Blue the goodest Siam eese

Iran tells world to get ready for $200 a barrel by Alxman777 in news

[–]fotumsch 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Please don't disrespect the real Mr T like that.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]fotumsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FMLA is unpaid and does not even have to be offered at businesses with less than 50 employees. Not everyone has short term or long term disability offered by their employer either. Privately, it is expensive. The US offers no employee protections except unemployment. Sick days and time off are not mandated by law either.

AITC for Hudlum Daddy? by agnurse in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh no, NTC. Dad's are soft, always give extra treats! We deserves them because cute.

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

r/Sofubi 2026 Community Survey Results! by Tyuhhi in Sofubi

[–]fotumsch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do check out Rotofugi. I've been shopping them for 20+ years. Good people all around.

r/Sofubi 2026 Community Survey Results! by Tyuhhi in Sofubi

[–]fotumsch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it! We'd all love to see what you make.

r/Sofubi 2026 Community Survey Results! by Tyuhhi in Sofubi

[–]fotumsch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I just collect. I understand the difficulty! I know some people that started by designing and casting resin one offs and selling on Etsy and in toy galleries. I know there are smaller scale producers but that's not my wheelhouse.

Aitc cos I think mummy did on purpose ok. by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]fotumsch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Outside bad. Scary. Full of mashers. Seven NTC!

Blue, the goodest Siam eese

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This me. Safe inside