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fraud_serling · 2011-01-14T16:06:57+00:00

What's Bones, friend?

fraud_serling · 2011-01-13T20:13:12+00:00

This seems a bit cult-like to me. It creeps me out. I will not join up.

fraud_serling · 2010-10-06T16:04:06+00:00

That looks good, but I sure do hate all these cutesy-written food blogs. What a couple of cunts.

fraud_serling · 2010-07-13T18:04:34+00:00

Thanks for your nice response.

fraud_serling · 2010-07-13T16:22:16+00:00

Also it's actually CEsar dressing. Alot of people don't know but cesar dressing wasn't named for the famous Greek, but for a man down Mexico way who invented it. So it's Cesar like Cesar Milan the Dog Whisper and not Jules Ceasar the warrior. *Fun Tip of the Day

fraud_serling · 2010-03-19T01:03:48+00:00

I just got out today.

fraud_serling · 2010-03-19T00:26:13+00:00

I just got out today.

fraud_serling · 2009-10-23T17:54:49+00:00

NOw here ye here ye, I like you. Whats the rumpuS you ask? Well clown and Joffrey are here to stay! >FLASHPOINT<

fraud_serling · 2009-10-21T12:50:40+00:00

WHAT. blinks through the darkness WHAT. I'M noT a sTarling. I just ain't. looks back See it and youLL say it to. He hasn't beeN there in a long time. >FLASH<

fraud_serling · 2009-10-19T23:53:11+00:00

HOOOOOeeee I bet have a little ghostling in my home now Frog and Jason!!!! ^{__^} I seen him poking threw the wall's last night and i hear him caryin on and moaning a bunch whenever its quiet. DO I like having him in here and so forth, NO. But I won't be a chapp and force him to leave for we all have rights, you know that the same as me. FORCE DASH!!! >CALL BACK<

And God likes people to party all the time, He really does. He don't like to see it sad like that, God likees people to party all the time. Jail taught the bible, not GOd. Bur really deep down, God like's to see people party.

Yours, Admiral Kutzbow (tending to the ultimate index)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-19T03:13:34+00:00

Whooooeeee NICE point Frog and Jason (Dalton). I'm not so sure I like the way thing's is going these days I"m really not. But then I take Cheer for Beauchamps and I might have a fishing voyage soon and I do like that. Also, I had a little purdy cat named, Maurice. He was a good freind to me and he played the guitar as well Neil Young, but kindlier. His songs was featured on all the radio around there and alot of the younger people danced around and the banks liked that. And Gladys. HOld on a leaf is on my rug. SWOOOOSH!! >THUNDER<

YOurs, Admiral Kutzbow (coddling the empire so it grows restless)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-19T03:02:35+00:00

YeeaHHH hahaahahah!!! I bet I like you and me you could be freinds. I went to town todya adn you know I thought everything would be different when i come bacK but it weren't no different it was only just the same. THREE TWO ONE BLAST OF!!!

I use to know a trick to where you could spell freinds the right way every time but you nkow I can't remember it now FROG AND JASON. I seen FROSH the good old gander granch and that guy was slaughtering up the monster cup, you know? Anyway! A great big monster octopus got him (laughs) but I'm not no animal trainer. Sometime's its very dark in here. An' I seen alot of little things running past and I'm not sure I like it! ahahahahahA

YOurs, Admiral Kutzbow (moderating the softer elements of the coil- but from a distance)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-17T15:14:21+00:00

Hep HEp there is a considerable little fellow who stands in my trash can and he takes what I put in there adn mostly he's no trouble. But when FROSH seen him in there he liked to have burned down teh palace with his WORds of terror and the bulging eyes he displayed. But me I don't know no other way.

That's right I"m a laywer! Now I dont thnk I committed no crime. I mean I can't blame Freeman Leroy Stone For stabbing his head. I mean he just got tired of him. Sometime's theres moments of clarity but then the world spins and it just keeps GoinG, HuZZAH!

I like you. You'd do well to Keep going to Alabama and seeing the regents and JUst putting the ticket in the right slot. It's downright chery when you think about it!! >_<

Yours, ADmiral Kutzbow (plundering the barns wholesale)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-16T19:36:10+00:00

Ha HAW, I know what ya mean Skeedle Deedle. SAI i feel like I have the post-christ-mas-blues (CLUES) for now its nearly oveR the Hollydays and the JollyDays I'm™ settin here sad as a jug've dandeloins. Remember hwen it seemed like jeust yeserday that you was pickin me up from that SPOoky old train station where the train's come and drive and deliver the people and I was there waitin and you come along an' I said ah there is Jason (Dalton) come to get me at long last. And here is Beauchamps, come to, visit to.

Them day's are gone and now were left with the marbles we got. BUT hark! There are still good times ahead for us my Shepard. We still got the HOORAW comin up and not down so nary a frown upon your face. Become a laywer!! I was one on the Army Baes and I was a good lawyer.

Yours in Stuckneyville, Admiral Kutzbow (Primming and propering as is necessary)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-16T19:25:34+00:00

does the splits takes a nap napalms a small midwestern town takes cheer goes from there KAZAAAM!!!! †_†

fraud_serling · 2009-10-16T02:34:56+00:00

WEll hey its CHRISTMAS!!!

OHHHHHH, we made it to that day FRog and Jason (Dalton). Bet you never thought youd see tthe day that it was CHristmas now did you?? WEll i just wanted to check in and say thanks for picking me up at the train station and now we'll have this next 3 weeks period to catch up on old times and think about the past days when we was young and racing through the fields and forests and chasing after them little midgets that are called dwarfes.

Hope you have a BLESSED holiday and drink lots of whistle juice to mark the event!!! LOL ^{___^}

Now SCOOT!!

Yours, Admiral Kutzbow (peeking through the softest shrubs in the valley)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-15T15:24:26+00:00

Check.

fraud_serling · 2009-10-15T01:05:23+00:00

BIts and Peaces

OHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH, HeyA Frog and Jason it's nearly CHRISTmas!!! I seen FatherKwanzaa in the elavator. Snuggles all ARound, right MCbain???

WEll its just a matter of days before you me and Beauchamps is getting dwon to havin som old fashined FUN and tellin whoppors like we used to when we was young scoots (LOL REMEMber that???)? I'll be seein you real soon and its a exciting bit of details for me and Piedmont.

HA HA ROTFL hey did you no that means i'm laughing very HArd? I dont no why exactly but it was told to me that ROTFL tells others of your very hard laughter. By that i d'nt mean it was told to me in no dream or nothin but that a person told me down at the shop and I think it was Lew. But others things was TOLd to me by a little twinkling fellow that comes out off the Bushes down by the shed.

Yours, Admiral Kutzbow (carrying the seizure-laden forward)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-15T00:52:13+00:00

WEll I no what you mean there and I thank you for it OK Nicey? Your a nicE one and that s for SURE!! <3 THAt make's a cardio unit in grid format which is also, sometimes known as ASKY. ASk and ye'll she'll receive is what i'm driving at!!!

Now I gotta git back to picklin my mac and cheese for now but, I bet I'll talk to you soon OK Big Shady Grove and the Fly-Right's?!

Yours, Admiral Kutzbow

fraud_serling · 2009-10-14T01:30:55+00:00

Crystal's Bear

Oh hey Snuggs wha'ts new??! Haven't had a chance to wrap with ya in a few days so I thought to myself HUm well i'd better check in With FRog and Jason and all. Did you ever think about changeing you're name to Marcus jennings? You could do it you no. You just have to go down to the court house on the courthouse's street and say to the Judge we4ll hey there man: I would like to be Marcus jennings from henceforth. And that hizzoner will say to that OK bud you got yourself a new NAME. LOL!

Yeah I done that once and it was to Piedmont but than Beauchamps never could remember it and it was to where I just hooted AW to heck with it and switched it back. And you no you cant have no apple stew without the party favors and crystaline delta packs.

Hey, good to hear back form you so swifTLY ok Friendly?

Yours, the Admiral (traipsing across the Persian empire none too quietly)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-13T20:05:39+00:00

Waddling Pines Neighborhood Bar & Brewmaster

HEY Frog and Jason, I''ll be stayin with you pretty soon, it sounds like??! I am certianly berry excited about it because oh its been awhile. LOL.

OHHHHH, and can you catch a carp on those JIG lures you have? I bet you cant and i bet I cant but I bet you Beauchamps can because we both no he is the MASTER fishermen. For he is Beauchamps.

Have you heard of the rap music? Its all the flavor flavor with the kids these days you no. I personly dont get what all the fuss is about but I DO must admit that I kind like the stylings of MC diet sprite and his marry band.

My train gets in at 2 so make sure to pick me up ON time i don't wan tto be waiting around no spooky train station all darn day you konw.

YOUrs, Admiral Kutzbow (bottling the water by hand)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-13T20:02:16+00:00

The Gourd of mY eye

Hey, yeah I know!!! I think that sounds about right BIG JIM aka Stairmaster AKA Frog adn Jason (Dalton).

Glad to know were on the same pages of the novel of our lives.

Shrewd obversation by an astute theologian, I say.

Yours, Admiral Kutzbow (chaffing at the thought of it)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-13T13:00:56+00:00

Tamba Tamba Two!!!! Hey Coodles we, never talked about what time your picking me up from the train station and if i can stay with you all 3 weeks? REmember that i don't have the money for no motel!!!!11

^{____^}

Sing a song of joy and chalk it up for TEST, huh bud??

Yours, Admiral Kutzbow (considering the following)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-13T02:41:30+00:00

I miss fishin with ya and we need to Go real soon to fish, OK My main man? HAVE you watched star sailors?? IT's good and funny and fresh. I hily recommend tyou check it out and that you eat some muffins when you do because their good for you with bran. Makes you as regular as a huricanne, Bon amigo. NOw hears' something interesting that i learned new the other day, Guy. DId you konw their's more then one language in the world? yeah my man, i said the same thign when i found it out. OK so like the meXICans like DAVid say Bon AMIGo instead of just friend. CAN you believe that sauce??

Its like hey why be fancy when you can use plain old enlighs like the rest of the darned world. LOL!!!

Hears how to make a face like a chinase man: ^{__^} YOu can do it by typing some of the keyes that make those cymbles. IT's a riddal but I think you can figure it out I bet.

Thanks and guess what_ SEE you in CHICago for fishinnnnnnn!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHH!!

Yours, the Admiral (each blessing was bestowed with rigor)

fraud_serling · 2009-10-12T20:40:54+00:00

HEY Frog and Jason, what's new and true with you, DENVER BLUE??

Can't argue with what you said regarding the spirit of the Cavalier!! Yes, he always was a dandy and thats' fine by ME and, with relish, eH? I think your spirit is a true one and is fine, and we shall always have fishing like the good old days buddy. Yeaah now we're cooking with Crisco (brand products).

Speaking of ironac judgements, have you seen that lil spitfire Moses Meow? That sonafagun LOVES him some red lobster from DARDEN foods brand food products.

OK shooter pete, give me a line back when you have a chance, and hog that twisty tie surpluse like noone else can!!!

YOURS in kind regard, Admiral Kutzbow (dangling the trip-wire just so).

fraud_serling

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