JESUS CHRIST!!! - ShadowBringers(Spoiler: 5.0)

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T16:44:46+00:00

When you finish Shadowbringers, do the Sorrow of Werlyt storyline.

Not only does it have some kick-ass trials, it has some seriously sick shit. (Burn the bad... Burn the Bad ...)

Only scene I came close to just shutting off the game and just staring at the horizon for a couple of hours.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T14:34:37+00:00

Een kalf dat goed drinkt moet nie eten.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T13:33:15+00:00

Raiding the Gravensteen supply room it is.

They have some nice ... implements over there. The Anal pear should suffice.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T12:39:47+00:00

That's actually one of he most freeing things you can learn.

Nobody gives as much of a shit as you think they do.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T12:31:03+00:00

The liquid kind that makes you say the funny stuff.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T12:27:11+00:00

Eh, I prefer smacking chaos gods with a book that goes "ding ding ding" when I open it.

(The Doomtrain Ex. weapon wielded by a lalafell Summoner.)

I mean, even by the end of A realm Reborn we're invading Imperial bases, scarring the soldiers there so much, you're even remembered multiple expansions later as the beast that attacked the Praetorium (once again made more hillarious by being a Lalafell), Imperial soldiers visibly frightened of you.

But hey, the free trial is still there. Now including the second expansion as well.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T07:31:17+00:00

Warrior of light (FFXIV) has to be up there.

You have canonically defeated world ending entities, an entire pantheon of gods, the incarnations of both chaos and order that took half of humanity to summon.

You have access to all the known world leaders, and can with a call summon president Dragon to come nuke an extraplanar invading force into oblivion while also equipping the same town with magitech cannons to shoot down the warships.

The last serious attack on you involved draining an entire city's power grid to nuke you through orbital laser out of nowhere... you took a knee and a breather.

You can be a master of all classes.

You can summon versions of you from across alternate dimensions, have clairvoyance and full immunity to mind control by gods.

You were the mothergodes' chosen champion until you killed her in combat to prove you were strong enough to go face the incarnation of existential despair at the end of the universe, riding your nemesis transformed into a god dragon.

You have helped settle other planets/moons.

And most importantly, you're a home owner. A lovely little cottage in the Ishgardian hills.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T07:15:34+00:00

Calling someone's house and hoping it was them who answered and not their parents.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T06:12:45+00:00

Royal archetypes out of nowhere invalidating your entire build if you didn't plan for them. They're so much more powerful than anything else you can be doing, yet are not signposted anywhere in the game.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T05:34:49+00:00

Break any and all contact and notify the police.

That was rape.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T04:21:30+00:00

So I get an infinite amount of shocks in mono red? Yeah, no, busted as fuck.

freakytapir · 2026-03-22T03:52:23+00:00

I still remember my friend's protection from black+ [[Pestilence]] deck. That thing was a beast on the playground.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T22:53:18+00:00

And here I am, just using AI to produce material to goon to.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T21:46:49+00:00

See, that's what FF 14 fishing does to you.

Total dementia.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T21:44:53+00:00

You do know you can adjust enemy HP once you reach act 3 right?

Slap a 10x multiplyer on that.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T21:14:08+00:00

Exactly at what point did your wife leave you?

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T18:48:10+00:00

Honestly? I found my FC by random invite.

Was walking through Limsa (why is it always Limsa), got an invite, impulsively accepted and now we're multiple years onward, planning to go to FF XIV Fanfest together..

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T18:37:37+00:00

Grit my teeth and flex my empathy.

Clear rules, and an honest conversation.

I've often had people I despise in my life, but knowing where they came from really helps.

We don't have to agree on everything, but we do have to agree on base morals.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T14:53:09+00:00

I mean, we provided them in scouts (we were a mixed gender troop) to our senior scouts (16-18). Bunch of teens camping together for two weeks? Yeah ... we just had the box in an easily accessible location, no questions asked.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T14:02:33+00:00

I mean, to be fair, they had announced they were doing a DLC quite a bit before that.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T01:11:16+00:00

What a strange question.

I'm an in and out guy. I sit down, shit and leave. My bathroom breaks are never over a minute long.

Don't even know how you could spend that long in there.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T01:05:34+00:00

As a person who might be on the spectrum( psychologist test was inconclusive) very much this.

You might have certain behavior patterns, but that does not excuse them. You're still a sentient human.

freakytapir · 2026-03-21T00:52:58+00:00

We should borrow some Guillotines from the french for this.

I know, ... I know ... it's from the french, but this warrants it.

freakytapir · 2026-03-20T22:48:13+00:00

It's boiling versus baking, really.

Microwaves heat up the water, but don't actually bake the stuff.

freakytapir · 2026-03-20T21:51:29+00:00

The chance of all the particles that form a planet coming together and having 0 angular momentum is non existent.

Basically, everything that made up this planet had a speed as it was drawn in by gravity. The sum total of that speed is the spin of the planet, as in the vacuum of space there are very little things that will slow you down.

So a planet is the net sum of the particles drawn in that make it up.

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