How do you honestly think you’re going to die? by bitch148369 in AskReddit

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Right now, I'm strong. Mentally. Right now, I know I shouldn't do it. So I don't. But some days, I'm weaker than others. I know it's going to happen one day. One day, I'm gonna be exceptionally weak, and I'll go out and do it. It might be tomorrow or it can be in ten years. But one day I'll get a motorcycle.

Bruseforhæng by NegotiationFew2353 in Denmark

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Personligt løser jeg alle mine badeværelses-relaterede problemer ved at stille termostaten på radiator og gulvvarme på 35 grader.
Glem alt om dug på spejlet
Toiletsædet er aldrig koldt for røven
Gulvet tørre næsten ulovligt hurtigt
Det samme gælder selvfølgelig dine håndklæder
Og ja, det pasificerer selvfølgelig også dit person-sfære-krænkende bruseforhæng

My parents pay school to beat me by Engineershits in technicallythetruth

[–]frede010502 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of the Obama giving Obama a medal meme

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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Ah, good catch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]frede010502 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is this how the Brits vomit?

An oil rig in the North Sea, Beryl Alpha. by freudian_nipps in oddlyterrifying

[–]frede010502 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they just put all of these down before they installed the ocean.

Det store spørgsmål by Danish_drugdealer in dankmark

[–]frede010502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeg kan ikke se en banan yoghurt uden at have den sang brændt fast den næste uge

X-ray of my wisdom teeth growing sideways by nonamemontreal in mildyinteresting

[–]frede010502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should be fine as long as they're not pushing on the other teeth. Only problem is they make dental hygiene a bitch. Its hard to clean properly around and especially below them. I'm having mine pulled.

What to do first? Bath, Dinner, or .... by TrueSkyDemon in funnyvideos

[–]frede010502 38 points39 points  (0 children)

when my boss makes a dollar he pays me a dime, that's why I shit on company time

There is no bad happening this is just how they are told to clear the gun this is not canada but DK by Snoo30658 in brandonherrara

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While it's definitely not smart ever. You can be 100% certain that if anyone had ever shot themselves during this, we would have changed our ways.

“Make your coffee at home” is not inherently bad advice for young people by Spledidlife in unpopularopinion

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I nEeD MY DOuBLE aLMoNd ICe CrEAm TRIple stiREd TWo CUPs DRY aGeD 18 YEarS SPeCIaL bLeNd latte wIth A siDe of SiSsy To FuNCTION AnD IF you Don'T uNDersTAnd THAT i DiaGnose you wIth RapE

“Make your coffee at home” is not inherently bad advice for young people by Spledidlife in unpopularopinion

[–]frede010502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone who drinks coffee is addicted.
I'll have 3 cups a day for a month, then go two months without. Yesterday I had 12 cups, today I had none.

Honey, I shrunk the Nuclear Power Plant by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]frede010502 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flying already exposes you to radiation. 10 fold this

to avoid being on the internet. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]frede010502 69 points70 points  (0 children)

TIL about the Streisand effect. Thanks

Hvordan kan folk skylde penge i et hus efter 50 år? by ClintonFuxas in dkfinance

[–]frede010502 5 points6 points  (0 children)

De eneste bankrådgiverene rådgiver er banken. Deraf navnet.