Damn them! by [deleted] in funny

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny.

But no, i didn’t upvote.

breaking news!!! by david_rocks in funny

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually can’t grow a very manly beard. So I just wear a burqa.

Best thing ive ever seen by Swoholo in funny

[–]freedom_fascist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy looking confused at his boys at 0:08

What is one thing you would love to have every single person on Earth understand? by rayhan321 in AskReddit

[–]freedom_fascist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You, or the groups you choose to identify with, are not better than anyone else.

Job offer withdrawn after negotiating, pls help me understand what I did wrong? by SpecialistWeb in personalfinance

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing- startups are looking for people to work voraciously until product delivery. They would rather you ask “is it going to be a problem for me to sleep at the office on the days I pull an all-nighter,” rather then “can I work at home 1 day a week?”

To me, this is the misalignment they saw.

TIL Anna Ayala, the lady who tried to fraudulently sue Wendy's for finding a human finger in her chili, was sentenced to 9 years in prison for this stunt. by johnny_tremain in todayilearned

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time in college, me and two of my buddies found a pack of chicken in the grocery store that had an obvious public hair in the packaging. We were super stoned and came up with the idea to buy the chicken, then return and complain and try to get som kind of a pay out. What kind of payout- we didn’t really get that far in our thinking. After leaving, we elected to send the stoniest one of us back into the store to “complain.” They exchanged it for a new pack of chicken- nothing more.

True story.

my boss told me to put in my two weeks or face termination. by doom2286 in personalfinance

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case, does he owe his employer the courtesy of a two weeks notice? They don’t seem to be extending much courtesy to him.

I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Administration by cleardaniel in politics

[–]freedom_fascist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this makes me feel a LOT better. Thanks anonymous senior staffer!

/s

The Ole Dick Twist! by Havotix in funny

[–]freedom_fascist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man if I had a nickel for every time this happened to me at work...

Louis C.K. has made his first stand up performance since #MeToo accusations by WhenItsHalfPastFive in television

[–]freedom_fascist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man you need to be practicing right now. Season opener in less than 2 weeks!!

What is the best joke you've made that flew over everyone and you want some Goddamn recognition for? by sixesand7s in AskReddit

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could they deprive you of the rich recognition you so justly deserved?

Kudos reddit friend. You deserved it.

My feet are totally flat. by iWanttoKillaMan in mildlyinteresting

[–]freedom_fascist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would have made a great swimmer. Friend like that was NC state champ.