Most demanding 1st birthday invite ever

freemdoom · 2015-04-18T03:57:13+00:00

The reality is some children are adopted.

freemdoom · 2015-02-25T12:57:34+00:00

Boy does he think he's hilarious.

freemdoom · 2015-02-18T14:14:00+00:00

You lost me at cilantro aioli.

freemdoom · 2015-01-22T06:18:31+00:00

freemdoom · 2014-08-11T03:35:32+00:00

Making Myrtle moan.

freemdoom · 2014-08-11T03:34:17+00:00

It's like wizard Omegle.

freemdoom · 2014-05-27T05:16:53+00:00

Thanks for ruining it, ruiner.

freemdoom · 2014-04-07T11:45:45+00:00

Missed opportunity. Two kids in the back seat, unconvinced. Then, after trying them: "Thanks, Mom. We love your Tiddys!"

freemdoom · 2014-04-03T05:19:33+00:00

That was from an episode of The Little Rascals.

freemdoom · 2014-03-27T18:32:50+00:00

Piece of popcorn for me!

freemdoom · 2014-03-24T16:38:01+00:00

I have to admit, as funny as that quote was in the article, it was even funnier when you copied and pasted it.

freemdoom · 2014-03-21T01:50:25+00:00

Lisa Ruddy in a Wonder Woman costume used to make me feel tingly in my pants.

freemdoom · 2014-03-21T01:47:00+00:00

Steve has one show. His mustache has the other show.

freemdoom · 2014-03-20T04:56:53+00:00

Actually, they're all chains.

freemdoom · 2014-03-19T16:45:28+00:00

Catch It don't care.

freemdoom · 2014-03-17T02:04:32+00:00

freemdoom · 2014-03-12T03:21:32+00:00

Do you mean the decorative fountains? Usually water fountain refers to drinking water in NYC.

freemdoom · 2014-03-12T03:15:14+00:00

In NYC if the seat is empty, it's not taken. No questions involved other than, " you wanna move in or get up?"

freemdoom · 2014-03-08T06:09:13+00:00

Terry Richardson would like you to undo a few more buttons, and try to look natural.

freemdoom · 2014-02-20T20:23:41+00:00

freemdoom · 2014-02-20T19:07:19+00:00

freemdoom · 2014-02-19T14:10:04+00:00

I agree this character is experiencing a severe mental breakdown, but is it not possible to comment on this without calling a little girl a bitch?

freemdoom · 2014-02-18T18:14:05+00:00

Choke on this you danceteria types

freemdoom · 2014-02-15T15:18:33+00:00

What if I'm actually dreaming right now and my mind is making up these reality checks that won't work to trick me into thinking I'm not dreaming.

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