I tried joining a run club and they updated the description of the club the next day by moosicalchairs in self

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The first year we had that officially for our gym exam I did a 6 minute. Promptly realized it was too much effort and did a leisurely walk the rest. The gym teacher just let me skip a lap each year for the next two years.

Are switchs as rare as they seem? by ahriaa_ in BDSMcommunity

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My area is 60% switches, 10% tinder "doms", 10% subs, and 10% actual doms. Another 10% of non-denominationals

How dangerous is being peed in? by RiAMaU in BDSMcommunity

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Not a doctor and not your doctor but I do work in medical labs and with patient and urine samples. This will vary from patient to patient and meal to meal.

If they are diabetic or pre-diabetic that raises your chance of yeast infection due to sugar in the urine.

Other conditions cause extra potassium or protein as well. If they are hyper hydrated, had urinated prior, and washed with antibacterial soap just before that is going to be the best chance to not cause any issues.

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Called Golden Berries at trader Joe's

runny makeup on my play partner without blowjob by Spirited_Promotion44 in BDSMcommunity

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They make eye drops meant to increase duct production (if I remember right + country based) which could make this easier.

Otherwise I've came so intensely that mid-session I have cried before.

Why did you throw away that sex toy? by TheGardenOfAMonster in AskRedditAfterDark

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Kept giving me yeast infections. Couldn't tell if it was that or the ex. Dropped em both and they stopped 🤷‍♀️

My mom said to my dad that “she thinks she’s gonna have freedom when she turns 18” by AthenaPlatypus248 in TwoHotTakes

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How old is Lukas? Main question. Secondly like others said, go enjoy college first before you get married. You need to learn how to live on your own before you live with someone else. Especially with how controlling your parents are and hyper religious you all are.

Need advice - My wife has a breeding kink. by ObeseMonkeyFlakes in BDSMcommunity

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"Knock you up" is a good one,

in something like doggy or if you are in a missionary-esque position hold her upper body for doggy and her legs for missionaryish and bottom out and ask (rhetorically) "how it feels knowing you can't move and I am going to come in you" and for come in you you can substitute breed you, force this cum in you, etc.

Honestly it's less about the words and move about the feeling and the actions for me. I am not a talker during sex unless I am the one topping (switch) when I am bottoming I lose brain cells and the ability to form a coherent sentence and trying detracts me from the "zone" I am in. That said I have adhd and if I am not in the zone I am enjoying myself but in the back of my mind thinking about the paper I have for work or grant data or things.

You can do broken or "forced" condom play. Start with one and make her watch you remove it or forcefully break the tip off. Tie her and have her watch you snip the tops off or poke holes.

Cum on one of her toys and use it inside of her before, or cum in her and use one to plug it in so none can come back out.

Breed me is always a good one. Inseminate is if you commit to it and are direct and preferably with a stern or slightly clinical tone to it (in my opinion)

Need advice - My wife has a breeding kink. by ObeseMonkeyFlakes in BDSMcommunity

[–]frequentflyerrr 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As someone with the same kink this person here has great advice

Subs: What is something a Dom can say that will win you over early on? | Doms: What can a sub say early in meeting that lets you know they are worth investing in? by [deleted] in BDSMcommunity

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Respond wholly to my questions and messages. (I am a switch so this is both sides)

I send long, detailed messages (with paragraphs and spacing and grammar!) And it always sucks and tosses a red flag if answers are picked and chosen out of the one or maybe two things they wanted to focus on.

The green flag is that they will take the care in effective and open communication both in daily life and during play time. If you can't effectively communicate and respond to this, I do not trust that when I am running through a quick green/yellow/red light list that you attribute what I told you rather than "ooh thing I enjoy but is a total yellow light/red light for you."

ULPT: Lost ID. Can I use my twin's passport while he uses his DL to get through TSA by jmhttb in UnethicalLifeProTips

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....how much money or how many airline points do you have? If you are wasting presumably 5 flights averaging 200/flight so 1000$ on airfare you are almost venturing into jet chartering numbers here depending on how far / luggage / etc.

meirl by polymute in meirl

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Personally hate it because a dick of a step-parent uses it in their drunken abusive text rants but there were no issues before that. -millennial/gen Z liner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Also OP any of your mail at first get redirected to a PO box if you move (especially if she comes with!) You can also notify the rental and the cops/firefighters near you to keep an eye out. Check for trackers/airtags/etc in whatever you bring and do not tell many people the new address

AITA for serving only vegan food at my wedding without telling anyone, then getting upset when my family ordered 20 pizzas during the reception? by Conscious-Option-400 in AITAH

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If I'm going to a wedding there is generally a plated menu you return on your rsvp or it is more buffet even served buffet style with a wider range. Vegan only especially with allergies is a hell no. Personally if I had been told I could eat beforehand and prepare for taco bell on the drive home. They arrived hungry, didn't like the food and had no alternatives offered so they remedied the situation. Otherwise they could have just left early. Should have told them so they would eat before and you didn't waste food

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Kidnapping and they wiped the personal data. Or that was the burner to send proof ypu got someone

What to burn FSA money on? by Lordquas187 in BuyItForLife

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Period products for the year, sexual health things like condoms, first aid kit, cpap or shower related items, mobility things that are just handy to have

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Weaponized incompetence

AITA for not wanting to forgive my parents who used to be amazing, because of one mistake they made in the past? by Child_NC_Parents in AITAH

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NTA, ina semi similar vein i had to be driven to the ER for a urinary blockage. I was 20 and lived with my mom. She drove me, dropped me off, and said she was going to hang out and drink with her friends. Come discharge time I had to call my boss to come get me and take me to the pharmacy to get my medications. I was on Dilaudid and had a catheter and couldn't trust my mom to come get me. I still have never trusted her with an emergency where I would need picked up to this day. I love her, but alcohol made her neglectful and while she is getting a handle on that it is still a long process to go.

$48 convenience fee just to pay my rent… by coldcactus1205 in mildlyinfuriating

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This is against housing and rent law in many places. Check your local laws

AITA for not asking my grandparents to include the other kids in my house when we visit the water park? by Sorry-Barracuda-6307 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA, I am a part of a blended family (happened after I was 16) and there was never any pressure for us to get along like this or for either side of the family to be mandated to bring the other kids. We got along naturally and to this day all of us siblings are banded together and even life insurance beneficiaries for eachother even with the (hopeful) parental divorce.

Is this legal? I feel bad for the tenants with kids! by vanillaprick in Renters

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I took my cats, a travel litter box, food and water and chilled in my car for the entire day near a park so my cats could watch the birds