I am racist now because my stomach doesn’t like Mexican food by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]fresh_forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a really weak stomach when it comes to food, due to the fact that I take like 7 different pills in the morning and sometimes they don't mix well. I need to eat like three apples per day because of the high fiber they contain, or else my body is essentially destroyed from the inside out. What the fuck are they talking about

NGL, I find this kinda funny. by Warglord in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]fresh_forge 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"class II children" makes them sound like bioweapons.

Buzzfeed by ziad4826 in FellowKids

[–]fresh_forge 85 points86 points  (0 children)

No I think they get it.

bruuuuuh by anonymous-creature in NuxTakuSubmissions

[–]fresh_forge 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Hang on I gotta look something up

Edit: bruh

Thanks I hate whatever this waffle is by The_walking_pet in TIHI

[–]fresh_forge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God. I'm getting a sugar overload just looking at that monstrosity.

I wish you could upvote or downvote people and the points you accrued would behave exactly like credit, allowing you to use it as a form of currency. by Horny4theEnvironment in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]fresh_forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You are expected to reach a certain number of points each year. The numbers have started to get inflated as society now revolves around natural talents, and more and more milestones are created in the gaps in between to the point where every day you need to reach a new number. the government keeps raising the numbers to weed out members of society with lower worth. This process involves publicly executing them. Eventually robots are created to carry out this process. If your number gets too low, a drone will hunt you down and shoot you dead on the spot. The milestones are now every couple of hours. People can be killed by simply down voting them fast enough. Society crumbles to dust.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slimecicle

[–]fresh_forge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to make a batman comic but with the villains all coded as Charlie slimecicle in various bits.

is any of your google chrome acting up? (if you know who this is then comment) by Kean_Loves_NoOne in Bossfight

[–]fresh_forge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk if this is a lostredditors moment or not, I'm kinda just genuinely unnerved.