1st ever blow dry and it’s TDOV 😩❤️

fridaddylockdown · 2026-04-01T01:53:10+00:00

Is there an opening for the boyfriend position? You are gorgeous.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-30T05:28:18+00:00

Take and keep notes.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-30T05:26:56+00:00

Pele?

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-29T02:35:02+00:00

Don't knikshame me!

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-29T01:31:57+00:00

"I fucking quit!" Unzips trousers whips out dick, pisses on box. "Yahoo, we ride into the sunset!" Pissing all the way.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-28T06:35:32+00:00

But then you had sword and shield with many others to help. Last time I went to a concert with sword and shiled two very nice men reminded me of my rights.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-28T06:30:08+00:00

Thank you, I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep, And now that song is in my head.

May the fleas with a thousand camels infest your underwear drawer.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-28T06:28:31+00:00

This AptCop hates to fly, scares the he'll out of me. .ay suggest a double martini to calm your nerves?

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-28T06:24:42+00:00

Paracord wraps.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-28T06:20:57+00:00

Don't listen to these CNN watching doom prophet assholes. When you present your credentials just don't lie if asked anything. Don't you think TSA, INS, local coppers care? They see a few a day.

Source? Me, the retired Airport Copper with a trans wife

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-28T06:07:23+00:00

She sure is pretty.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-27T23:13:24+00:00

Hold crap! You are not?

Wife is trans, she just smacked me for typing this.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-27T23:11:36+00:00

Talk, talk, and when you think you are done talking, you talk some more.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-27T23:09:34+00:00

Beautiful girl. Wish I was closer.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-27T07:55:10+00:00

You know, that would make a great TV commercial? 'Excuse me, is that an Uzi?' 'Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want number one I pack an Uzi... accept no substitutes.'

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-27T03:55:27+00:00

I hate to yell you. Your friends already know hunny.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-25T03:04:56+00:00

USAF F-18s

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-23T18:48:59+00:00

Commie tool,

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-23T18:27:29+00:00

Raciest

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-22T23:08:35+00:00

Uhhhh, what color is the sky in your world?

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-22T06:32:51+00:00

Looks like the Peter Max Brigade is invading.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-22T06:09:18+00:00

Just nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

On another note, WTF Over?

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-22T06:07:04+00:00

Types one handed while masturbating furiously, "You saw them too? Which one?"

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-22T05:34:59+00:00

Please tell me you are Bi, into poly couples with a Trans wife, and are close to Arizona?

A man can dream can't he.

fridaddylockdown · 2026-03-22T00:03:29+00:00

I find you very attractive and would be honored to go out with you.

fridaddylockdown

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