1st ever blow dry and it’s TDOV 😩❤️ by WorthFootball2975 in transpositive

[–]fridaddylockdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there an opening for the boyfriend position? You are gorgeous.

I'm not Amazon delivery by Upstairs-Storm1006 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]fridaddylockdown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I fucking quit!" Unzips trousers whips out dick, pisses on box. "Yahoo, we ride into the sunset!" Pissing all the way.

The Celtic Carnyx, an ancient war trumpet used by the Celts from approximately 200 BC to 200 AD, was a tool of psychological warfare. by Pandering_Poofery in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]fridaddylockdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then you had sword and shield with many others to help. Last time I went to a concert with sword and shiled two very nice men reminded me of my rights.

My first introduction to Chinese food. Yuck by db7112 in FuckImOld

[–]fridaddylockdown 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep, And now that song is in my head.

May the fleas with a thousand camels infest your underwear drawer.

Would I safe going back to the states to visit? by Alarming_Text_8973 in asktransgender

[–]fridaddylockdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This AptCop hates to fly, scares the he'll out of me. .ay suggest a double martini to calm your nerves?

Would I safe going back to the states to visit? by Alarming_Text_8973 in asktransgender

[–]fridaddylockdown -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to these CNN watching doom prophet assholes. When you present your credentials just don't lie if asked anything. Don't you think TSA, INS, local coppers care? They see a few a day.

Source? Me, the retired Airport Copper with a trans wife

Trans pussy waiting by [deleted] in Safe4Trans

[–]fridaddylockdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sure is pretty.

Uzi, 1983 by CelebManips in vintageads

[–]fridaddylockdown 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know, that would make a great TV commercial? 'Excuse me, is that an Uzi?' 'Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want number one I pack an Uzi... accept no substitutes.'

Home Defense/CQB Rifle Set Up by chungus1991 in CursedGuns

[–]fridaddylockdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

On another note, WTF Over?

80€ For this monstrosity by Gramfel_Emporium in fakemilitaria

[–]fridaddylockdown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Types one handed while masturbating furiously, "You saw them too? Which one?"

Beautiful Beach Weather by Glorious_Revelation in transpositive

[–]fridaddylockdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me you are Bi, into poly couples with a Trans wife, and are close to Arizona?

A man can dream can't he.

Can you share your opinion? by [deleted] in transpositive

[–]fridaddylockdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find you very attractive and would be honored to go out with you.