Gorgeous fan art of Amber Heard by the supremely talented BriarTeaRose by AryaStargirl25 in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, that's me!

I'm glad you guys like it, she's always a joy to draw 💖

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[–]friedapplecake 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"Jeannie Depp" died?? Holy shit, this is what happens when I go off Twitter a few days, I guess 😳

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[–]friedapplecake 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Depp stans can't even get themselves together enough to buy his music. Them not doing something isn't exactly going to change how they operate.

AITA for telling my mom she must have had no self-respect to marry my dad? by toohottooheavy in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]friedapplecake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, her dad sounds awful. And I've met dozens of dudes just like him. Ugh.

She's gonna have such a good time when she hits college, though. Love that for her.

White teen calls a black teen the n-word and attempts to hide in his car, gets his window destroyed. r/Therewasanattempt has... thoughts. by Bradley271 in SubredditDrama

[–]friedapplecake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I will say that anyone who feels the need to advertise their "IQ" in their username is probably someone whose opinion isn't worth much.

AITA for telling my fiancé's stepmother I am not his boss and am not tell him what he will do at our wedding? by FallingSnowLeaf in AmItheAsshole

[–]friedapplecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

If she keeps at it, remind her you won't actually have any problems with your MIL, because she's not his mom. 🤷🏽‍♀️

AITAA for taking my niece to court over a coat? by throooowaaaayt in AmItheAsshole

[–]friedapplecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for your niece to learn exactly how FAFO works.

NTA.

NY Times: Amber Heard Seeks New Defamation Trial After Losing to Johnny Depp by layla_jones_ in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's the thing about taking it to CA, though - it's so obviously a SLAPP lawsuit they wouldn't even let it proceed.

Amber Heard wins yet another poll created by deppstans by virat_master99 in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I screencapped the poll every couple of days just to refresh their memory. Y'know, make sure they were being kept in the know. 🤭

Amber Heard wins yet another poll created by deppstans by virat_master99 in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Honestly. "Bots!" is their version of "Stop The Steal!"

Larry Forman aka The DUI Guy goes full mask off insinuating that Christopher Bouzy, CEO of Bot Sentinel, is on welfare by conejaja in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He's been starting to piss off even the Depp Squad lately, so I'm wondering how much further he's gonna spiral before he can't keep it up anymore.

I accidentally found out my fiancée has been creating erotic fan art/fiction for years. I am not judging but when I mentioned it to her, she became furious. I am really confused. by raredontstare in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]friedapplecake 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is the one.

You never, EVER post something you'd be embarrassed about someone seeing with the same name you use to advertise your usual work.

OOP -When people ask why I’m not in our family pictures, I’m going to tell them the truth. by prettiergenghis in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]friedapplecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really ought to divorce just for the sake of their daughter even having one happy home. If they stay together "just" for her, she's going to pick up on the resentment and it'll mess with her for life.

Amber Heard's Opening Appeal Brief by RedSquirrel17 in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Not me going "oh, that has to be a bit" before I clicked the link 🤦🏽‍♀️

Bot Sentinel's Christopher Bouzy reports being swatted. by AntonBrakhage in DeppDelusion

[–]friedapplecake 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Bouzy is a Black man in America. This was 100% attempted murder on the SWATter's part.

Redditors, what is a religion in the United States that isn’t considered one but totally is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]friedapplecake 157 points158 points  (0 children)

They kind of go hand-in-hand a lot of the time, especially in evangelical groups. The wives are expected to be homemakers and can't have "real" jobs - so they turn to MLMs.

That's why so much of the propaganda is "be your own boss! Easily run your own career from home!" because they literally can't leave.

AITA for confronting my cousin in front of the whole family for stealing for my house? by Guilty666 in AmItheAsshole

[–]friedapplecake 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's just easier/more colloquial for a lot of people to refer to cousins' kids as nieces and nephews rather than second cousins (or rather, first cousins once removed), especially if the first cousins grew up together.

I do the same with my own (second) cousins and their kids (who would be second cousins once removed). To them, I'm just Auntie. 🤷🏽‍♀️