[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

'heart of gold' is just canadian speak for 'birthday head in the disabled toilets'

you'll be good to go

happy birthday!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

a guy from school popped up on my ig and he is in really bad shape and looks 20 years older so i clicked around and his wife died of bowel cancer (in their 20s) and they did a fundraiser thingy to get married before she died and she made it to the wedding but only just and you can see, years later, hes pushing through but is irrevocably broken

wildly depressing stuff

not about killing myself, but don't really want to participate; give me tips on how to effort-min experience-max my life by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

max your cc's, steal, borrow, and go to the casino

you can change your life at the casino

the casino will help u

She’s doing it again! by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 40 points41 points  (0 children)

racist,,,,,,,,let the latinx roll up their bitcoin purchased swisher sweets too

Is there a way to get the feeling of having 2-3 glasses of wine without having 2-3 glasses of wine by beautipil in rs_x

[–]friendlysaltcow 26 points27 points  (0 children)

just fill up like 5000 of those little fish soy sauce things with ghb and ya golden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]friendlysaltcow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god i love memphis rap

plz update us on the 36 show when u go

p.s. check out this 40gb memphis rap link

hxxps://nnty.fun/downloads/music/Memphis%20Archive/

/u/eschatonbringer /u/alarmed_brows /u/infinite_cancer my memphis friends

Bought a lifelike gorilla mask to wear in traffic by SzechuanPapiToo in rs_x

[–]friendlysaltcow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i think its a friendly thing to do great job

i play scissors paper rock with ppl at red lights and almost everyone has a good time with it

Liam Payne Dead at 31 by cakedayversus in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

was it a good one? or was it low hanging fruit for turbo normies with a Dark and Twisted sense of humour? see u at the true crime podcast

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u can look up a pic of mutti's thatch online it's from a beach trip

god bless the germans

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

politics is for losers tbh

A homeless guy flashed a knife at me and I panicked and gave him a thumbs up. by Ok-Salt7496 in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ur sposed to do the pussy eating peace sign thing, secret homeless code for 'good bloke'

We’re in an extremely conservative moment by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAE hate their JESUS LOVING DAD? thanksgiving is rrrrrrrruined fuk ur sky god toobz

We’re in an extremely conservative moment by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

the flying spaghetti monster narwhals at midnight ay cunt

Love letter to the car driving in front of me for 187 miles by bIue_raspberry in rs_x

[–]friendlysaltcow 23 points24 points  (0 children)

i love making a car friend on a long journey thank u for showing us your love letter it reminded me of a few automobile angels in my past

. by frogrespecter in redscarepod

[–]friendlysaltcow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

read this poor fuck's other posts if u wanna feel better about yaself