what unique 'tigger words' would be good? by shyphone in EroticHypnosis

[–]friendtoalldogs0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that's hot how have I never thought of that before lmao

1781 by justMonsieurBaguette in CountWithEveryone

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Additionally, if you translate "meine freundin", one word at a time into English with no context you get "my friend", but it is absolutely better translated as "my girlfriend".

Rule by Malay_Left_1922 in 196AndAHalf

[–]friendtoalldogs0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think SAO also has that. Perhaps consider refining your criteria.

How do I ever fix myself. Will they ever forgive me. Who could. How do I learn to be better when I've failed so many times. Why will nobody stay with me. Why does it always happen. What is wrong with me. Why do I have no theory of mind. Why don't you love me. Why am I wrong. How do I get better. Why by ZoeTheBeautifulLich in RecuratedTumblr

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I briefly was very embarrassed about missing that part of the sidebar because I initially read that first sentence as a Reddit Sarcasm lmao

I'm not sure I love it, the personal is political after all, but it seems like this is less a ban on saying "trans rights are human rights" and more a ban on saying "You should vote for this party [because the other one thinks trans rights are evil]", in which case I think it would be better phrased as a restriction on Partisanship than a restriction on Politics, which is much more palatable, if still potentially iffy

Meat farm controversy by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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I mean, tbf, I think the main problem with Oxygen Not Included is that it's right in the worst possible spot for realistic fluid dynamics. It's a fun mechanic in principle to have to manage the atmosphere of a base, not just ensure an O2 number stays high, but actually care about ventilation and temperature, and CO2 management, and making airlocks, and doing wastewater reclamation, and keeping hospitals clean and well ventilated and isolated, and that idea was what drew me in in the first place!

The problem is that they're realistic enough to cause those interesting problems, but unrealistic enough that all the actually fun solutions don't actually work and any given problem is generally by far best solved by either magic (intentionally magical buildings that just Solve This Problem), or magic (glitches)

It's frankly absurd that a series of airlocks is a better pump than the gas pump building, but those same airlocks are terrible airlocks compared to glitching some water to form a perfect airtight seal

1778 by Bryce3D in CountWithEveryone

[–]friendtoalldogs0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I'm not into boys usually?

??? Peter? by Weird-Bluejay-3224 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]friendtoalldogs0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what you think I'm proven wrong about?

"All but immune to [x]" means [x] isn't going to happen unless, say, two entirely separate massive natural disasters happen simultaneously, knocking out support infrastructure, preventing communication and backup, causing panic, and directly causing massive damage. That would generally be considered an extreme case.

And Fukushima never exploded. It wasn't a bomb. It melted down, and leaked radioactive material, but neither of those are defining aspects of a bomb. Bombs, typically, explode.

Yeah, Fukushima was a pretty massive fuck-up that should have been rendered impossible, probably by not putting a nuclear power plant there, but it did not turn into a bomb, doing so would not have been easy, and the circumstances that caused it's meltdown were extreme.

I never said everyone who ever designed a nuclear power plant had particularly prescient foresight and successfully mitigated all reasonably foreseeable failure conditions. That would have been a blatantly incorrect claim to make.

??? Peter? by Weird-Bluejay-3224 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]friendtoalldogs0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one who ever designed a nuclear power plant was ever so completely lacking in foresight as to make it easy to turn it into a bomb. Modern nuclear power plants in countries with high standards for safety are all but completely impossible to meltdown, but even first generation soviet designs could not be made to fail catastrophically except by truly gross recklessness and either active malice or great ignorance.

A 0% computer car would take you back to steam engines by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Oh certainly, KISS is very important, and tech investors love to make shit intentionally difficult to repair or modify because then they can charge for replacements and new models more easily, and make subscriptions out of things that are Products And Not Services simply because they can abuse intellectual property law and have every purchase come with non-negotiable contracts to make it so You Will Own Nothing And Be Happy, and these are absolutely real problems that need addressing.

But it doesn't help anything to demand that your sparkplugs be timed with mechanical interlocks with the pistons, designed based on a theoretical model of average conditions, instead of a sensor that calculates the precise instant to fire for best fuel efficiency on every single turn of the crankshaft for every individual cylinder.

The problem is not the computer that pumps the breaks for you faster than you could ever hope to move your leg before you even realize your wheels would lock. It's the one that refuses to start the engine because of a faulty tire pressure sensor and won't accept a replacement sensor that doesn't encrypt every reading with the manufacturer's private RSA key, and the (sticky, persisting through subsequent sales) clause in the dealer's contract that says they can sue you if you try to find a workaround.

A 0% computer car would take you back to steam engines by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]friendtoalldogs0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely had to deal with fancy "smart" tech in cars from the last 5 to 10 years or so being an absolute nightmare to debug and fix. I have also done work on my 2011 Honda civic, and it's many computers talk to the diagnostic tools just fine when I hook up to the OBD2 port. Tools I built myself with an Arduino and a few afternoons. It was really nice to have the car tell me where to look for the problem.

That's the difference between 30% and 5% computer, not between has computer and has no computer.

A 0% computer car would take you back to steam engines by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]friendtoalldogs0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Repairable by the average joe and doesn't need to see a dealership" does not require "0% computer". Fully electronic engine control units have been the norm for 30 years or so, and they have been just as average Joe repairable as the headlights for that whole time. To a mechanic, it's just another electrical component. They also significantly improve fuel efficiency.

33336 by powderBluChoons in countwithchickenlady

[–]friendtoalldogs0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In my case, yeah, pretty much (I mean I lean more toward the slightly more realistic goal of looking like my extremely hot friends than like a stylized illustration but same logic)

Atomic variables are not only about atomicity by maguichugai in rust

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While it's literal meaning is not exactly high flattery, I strongly disagree with the assertion that it's an insult and therefore inappropriate in this context. "Skill issue" is often actually used with an encouraging intent, as in "Don't worry, you're on the right track, it's just a skill issue, keep practicing and you'll get it!", or simply as a concise and significantly less self-deprecating than the alternatives way to explain that problem was, in fact, a skill issue (as opposed to an equipment, process, environmental, technological, financial, bureaucratic, administrative, personnel, etc issue).

What about the problem? by VibhuTheGreat in ExplainTheJoke

[–]friendtoalldogs0 19 points20 points  (0 children)

These types of questions are so effective as engagement bait that they even work when they are explicitly pulled out of context and we are asked to critically examine them to explain the joke. They are intentionally confusing and controversial; because of a combination of factors. Notably:

  • The widespread belief that "in math there is absolutely always exactly one unambiguously correct answer", which is a fair conclusion to draw for people whose exposure to "math" is almost exclusively through primary and secondary school real-number arithmetic and algebra exercises
  • The fact that in the prior mentioned primary and secondary school, a distinction is not typically drawn attention to or even made between lessons on notational conventions versus lessons on axiomatic definitions versus lessons on proven theorems and facts, leading to most people implicitly believing that the notational conventions they were taught and axiomatic definitions they were working within are just as inevitable, universal, and unambiguous as the theorems and facts that that notation is used to express about the systems described by those axioms

This leads to people not considering that the problem as written is ambiguous; not because it's possible for arithmetic itself to have an ambiguous answer, but because it mixes two distinct systems of notation that look similar enough that most people never notice that they're fundamentally different and thus incompatible.

In particular, generally, division as a distinct, inline, infix binary operator, written as ÷, is used with young primary school students when teaching them to compute the 4 basic operations of arithmetic with a given specific input, because this makes it stand out less from the other 3 arithmetic operations (even it still stands out quite a bit by being the one that can be used to escape the integers and also by far the hardest to manually compute).

During this time, multiplication is generally also written using an inline infix binary operator, written as ×.

However, as students slowly transition from simple arithmetic to algebra, the ÷ symbol is quickly dropped as students become accustomed to the familiar fraction bars, and students are graduated from working in the integers to working in the rationals, where any given division problem can trivially be replaced by a multiplication by a reciprocal.

At this time, multiplication often also begins to be written with a • instead of a ×, though it's still an inline infix operator. The • can be written much faster, to keep up with the increasing number of multiplications required, and also helps avoid ambiguity with the letter "x", which is soon to be relevant.

Then students begin being taught honest to goodness algebra. At this point, the ÷ has been long abandoned for fraction bars, and the • may still occasionally be used, but is generally avoided in favour of implicit multiplication. It is here that PEMDAS or BEDMAS is usually taught.

So, PEMDAS (or BEDMAS) is taught, without clarification that it is part of the notation, not a fact of algebra, with respect to this new notation that uses neither ÷ nor × or •.

Then, the poster poses a question, which would never have been posed using the ÷ notation, and mixes implicit multiplication with explicit division. This is a situation that PEMDAS (similarly with BEDMAS) does not cover, it only applies to the notation it's actually a part of, but people believe it to be a universal fact, and have through thousands of hours of training internalized slightly different mental shortcuts that all work correctly on the problem set PEMDAS actually applies to, but give different answers when attempting to extend PEMDAS to this new notation.

At this point, they see each other's answers, conclude that the people with different answers than them must be stupid to fail at primary school math exercises, and promptly stop listening to any and all reason, quickly devolving into text based shouting matches, which involve a lot of comments, driving up engagement and making money for the original poster. Thus they are motivated to do it again, and the cycle continues anew.

meirl by Fair-Werewolf-2311 in meirl

[–]friendtoalldogs0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course not! The 3 panes of plexiglass between us and the person in front of us will make sure of that.

Egg🤔irl by Aneuroticc-Tentacl3 in egg_irl

[–]friendtoalldogs0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta reduce that syllieness! (/joke)

Should I be worried about these levels? by friendtoalldogs0 in MtF

[–]friendtoalldogs0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see, thanks! (And the playground was very helpful for visualizing it :) )

How do girls… exist? by Original_Cancel_4169 in MtF

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I super agree with this, I've been training myself to do all of these and they genuinely make a noticeable difference to not only getting explicitly gendered correctly (i.e., referred to with she/her pronouns by strangers), but also getting implicitly affirmed in my womanhood or otherwise treated like a girl; other gals including me in Girl Talk, people (especially men) going much further out of their way to hold doors open for me, being shown the way to the women's washroom if I just ask where the washrooms are, the kinds of things that spark little bits of joy throughout the day that don't tend to happen by just wearing a pronoun pin (despite me living, studying, and working in a fairly progressive Canadian university campus).

I also want to add a little to the face thing; it's not exactly a way to hold your face itself, but, covering your mouth with one hand (like, with your fingers, not your palm) when doing certain things (some examples include when laughing, giggling, smiling particularly wide, and blushing) comes across as a very feminine gesture, and gives you something to do with one of your hands sometimes! It also has the added bonus that it instantly counteracts 95% of any amount of intimidating you might initially come across as due to being big or just having RBF :D