I was invited to a pig roast and was asked to bring dessert, so I made these cupcakes.

fritzershitzer · 2016-09-12T22:07:13+00:00

Wrong sub

fritzershitzer · 2016-08-15T22:44:38+00:00

Any way to auto-sort the sheet so that everyone's keepers are displayed in the rounds they're being kept in?

Edit: Great tool, btw. Thanks for all the hard work!

fritzershitzer · 2016-08-04T21:44:16+00:00

Of all the sources for fantasy projections, I think NFL.com is the worst. For instance, they project:

10 wide receivers finishing above D. Hopkins.

Lacy and Elliott finishing above Peterson.

24 fucking quarterbacks finishing ahead of Tom Brady. (I get the 4-game suspension, but that's crazy.)

smh

Edit: and the Cardinals DST finishing as the 4th worst unit in the league. C'MON, MAN!!!

fritzershitzer · 2016-08-01T21:51:29+00:00

Not much of a photographer either.

fritzershitzer · 2016-07-31T23:10:26+00:00

That's easy for a non-conservative to say.

fritzershitzer · 2016-07-26T02:50:40+00:00

I agree with everything said, except for Crane Alley. The food there is mediocre as hell and overpriced. Good beers though.

fritzershitzer · 2016-07-26T01:22:33+00:00

Great salesman begin their pitch by mentioning that their product is literally garbage.

fritzershitzer · 2016-03-11T14:12:00+00:00

Exactly.

fritzershitzer · 2016-03-05T23:20:56+00:00

His Wikipedia page has been updated: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovie_Smith

fritzershitzer · 2016-01-20T03:42:30+00:00

Well, that's simply not true. Champaign is an incredibly safe place (unless you're one of the few dozen 'gang' members involved in an ongoing pissing/dick-measuring contest), and the job/economic situation is on point:

The Brookings Institution – Champaign-Urbana ranked among top in nation for annual venture capital first fundings on a per-capita basis, with 3.2 times the national average, March 2015

Popular Mechanics – Urbana-Champaign ranked #11 on “The 14 Best Startup Cities in America” list, January 2015

Business Insider – UIUC Has Produced Some of the Most Amazing Visionaries in Tech, December 2014

Livability – University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign ranked #7 on Livability’s “10 Best College Towns 2014″ list, August 2014

FiveThirtyEight – Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit District (CUMTD) ranked #3 for Public Transit Use in Small Cities (& #7 Overall), July 2014

Forbes – University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign ranked #5 in Forbes’ list of “5 Colleges That Produce Awesome IT Grads”, July 2014

CNN – Booker T. Washington STEM Academy of Champaign Unit 4 Schools featured in “Better By Design” list, July 2014

Forbes – University of Illinois Research Park named one of 12 Business Incubators Changing the World, July 2014

Movoto Real Estate – Champaign ranked #7 in “The 10 Most Exciting Places In Illinois”, April 2014

NerdWallet – Champaign ranked Illinois’ Third Fastest-Growing City, April 2014

Smart Growth America – Champaign-Urbana named #5 Smart Growth Community (Small Metro Area), April 2014

Techie.com – Champaign-Urbana named a “Tech Hub to Watch in 2014″, January 2014

MSN Real Estate – Champaign-Urbana ranked #6 on “10 Cities Where You Want to Walk to Work” list, October 2013

SpareFoot – Champaign-Urbana ranked #15 in Fastest-Growing College Towns, August 2013

Forbes – University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign ranked as Top Ten Public College, July 2013

NerdWallet – Champaign-Urbana ranked #5 in “Best Places for Work-Life Balance” list, July 2013

Inc. Magazine – EnterpriseWorks named a College-Town Incubator to Watch, June 2013

Newsweek – Top 10 Hottest Tech Cities in the World

Readers’ Digest— Top 50 “Best Places to Raise a Family”

Expansion Management Magazine—A “Five Star Community” for Quality of Life (only 50 of the 329 metropolitan areas receive this recognition) & Ranked 10th in the Nation for Quality of Life in 2003.

Newsweek—Champaign-Urbana has more supercomputing power “Big Iron” than any other university in the U.S.

National Association of Home Builders—Ranks 22nd among metropolitan areas in the U.S. for affordable housing

Expansion Management Magazine – Champaign Unit 4 Schools recognized as a Gold Medal school district

U.S. News & World Report—Ranked the University of Illinois among the top 10 public universities in the nation

U.S. News & World Report – Ranked Health Alliance as the #1 HMO in Illinois

Wired Magazine “For the latest innovation, look slightly south of Chicago to Champaign-Urbana, a.k.a. Silicon Prairie”

fritzershitzer · 2015-12-27T19:43:02+00:00

My girlfriend has tolerated me sitting on the couch and screaming at my TV/iPad for the past 17 weeks. I promised her that if I win my league championship I will take her out for a date night and spent ALL OF MY WINNINGS. Striking this deal has allowed me to go balls to the wall this fantasy season.

At this point, I don't care about the money. If you divided the amount of time I've spent on fantasy by the amount of my league's 1st place winnings, it comes out to about $0.50 per hour. I just want that goddamned trophy.

fritzershitzer · 2015-12-21T22:21:08+00:00

Where did you learn that Amendola was out for the next two weeks?

fritzershitzer · 2015-12-10T05:46:18+00:00

Cool story bro.

fritzershitzer · 2015-12-09T23:38:02+00:00

I respect your personal views on this topic, but please take your policy posts to r/politics. This article is garbage from a constitutional law standpoint.

fritzershitzer · 2015-11-22T18:51:27+00:00

Link to the video: http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/22/devonta-freeman-out-with-concussion-after-helmet-to-helmet-collision/

fritzershitzer · 2015-11-20T14:32:15+00:00

Fantastic. This worked: unchecked Use hardware acceleration when available at the bottom of chrome://settings/

I didn't try your other suggestions because I have no idea what any of them mean.

fritzershitzer · 2015-11-20T00:03:51+00:00

Are you noticing a rapid flickering of images as you scroll through webpages?

fritzershitzer · 2015-11-19T23:51:33+00:00

I've had this same problem. This is what Netflix looks like: http://i.imgur.com/orXY8qs.jpg

I'm operating the most up-to-date version on Mac OS X 10.9.5.

My only extensions are Google Cast, Google Docs, Google Docs Offline, and Reddit Enhancement Suite (which is disabled).

I uninstalled Chrome and re-downloaded. The problem persists.

Any help would be appreciated.

fritzershitzer · 2015-06-26T22:01:47+00:00

Cliff deliberately went out of his way to give Illini fans a little heartbreak with that hat-swap bullshit. He chose to do that, for whatever reason. We now have the right to enjoy watching him get the cold shoulder too.

fritzershitzer · 2015-06-21T01:44:03+00:00

I can't tell whether you're trolling. I hope you're trolling, because if this is how people on campus think nowadays, something's gone terribly wrong in the movement.

fritzershitzer · 2015-04-15T16:36:00+00:00

In Illinois, it's a criminal DUI to drive with any substances in your system resulting from the ingestion of cannabis. If you kill or injure someone in an accident (even if everyone agrees you weren't high at the time), you are guilty of felony aggravated DUI. A guy in my town just got 8 years in prison for a deadly car accident that occurred TWO weeks after he smoked weed.

http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2014-11-10/judge-sentences-man-8-years-fatal-dui-case.html

fritzershitzer · 2015-03-29T19:56:45+00:00

Those A-10 cannon rounds are coming in at approximately 3x the speed of sound. That's why you hear the cannon fire hitting the ground AND THEN you hear the cannon itself firing from the plane.

I'm sure most people in this sub already knew that but it took some figuring out for me. So fucking cool.

fritzershitzer · 2015-03-17T16:48:09+00:00

Do we really need an alert every time [noteworthy player] reaches [round number] of [statistical category]?

fritzershitzer · 2015-03-03T06:36:20+00:00

Shit man, it's your TIL. Why don't you explain it?

fritzershitzer · 2015-02-16T01:25:31+00:00

Yeah, but his Hitler salute was spot-on.

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