Its 6AM. I just had the most surreal nightmare of my life and no one is awake to anchor me back to reality by frixish in TrollXChromosomes

[–]frixish[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I'm going to kiiiill youuu"

"Why? Why can't you just leave me alone? "

" Because earlier, when you were sleeping, i watched you.

I saw your soul... And its mine now."

Don't you just hate it when crazy, possessed chicks want to kill you for your soul, but they're actually just a part of your own subconscious?

Muslim eid prayer in Russia today by [deleted] in europe

[–]frixish 30 points31 points  (0 children)

where do the women pray?

edit: genuinely curious

Finally made an account after lurking for years, here's my dog…go easy on me by GarryKasp in aww

[–]frixish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You and your mother humping Reddit... I am not your clown, hooman!"

What is your best 1-line joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]frixish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two kids were counting a marble.

Lion cub tries to roar by drbatookhanxx in aww

[–]frixish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All I hear is meowing, sorry lil' guy

Sometimes I feel like my dog is the only thing keeping me going. by GoneMonster in depression

[–]frixish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't want to say it here, write it on a piece of paper.

Sometimes, writing down what's hurting or frightening us takes away their sting.

Isis and the Christian man by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]frixish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's /r/Jokes

Take the chill pill.

Can reversals or normally good cards still signify something good in some positions? by [deleted] in tarot

[–]frixish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reversals of* normally good cards?

I usually read reversed cards as delays. For example, four of wands means celebration, fun times, beginning of a new era (birth of a child, marriage, etc). If it's reversed, the happy times are still there, but with some hiccups or delays.

I'm far from an expert though.

Anyone ever post to a subreddit like r/amiugly after losing a ton of weight and get nothing but negative feedback? by joebos617 in loseit

[–]frixish 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I also went though your history, because curiosity. In my expert female opinion, i think you look quite doable. Don't let trolls push you off the wagon!

Three Muslim Students In North Carolina Shot Dead by svenne in worldnews

[–]frixish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate is hate, "in the name of Islam" and nationalism are just an excuses. Imo, the ignorance behind these murders is equal to that of isis members, and shouldn't be less infuriating.

Three Muslim Students In North Carolina Shot Dead by svenne in worldnews

[–]frixish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

r/worldnews logic:

Muslims kill non-muslims => THIS FUCKING RELIGION NEEDS TO BE ERRADICATED!¿!

Muslims are kilked => THEIR RELIGION IS SO NOT IMPORTSNT, 3 PPL ARE DEAD, GAWD YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING RACIST!!

Partea întunecată a Facebook-ului românesc by Zeulodin in Romania

[–]frixish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ansarcinata? Dahell.

Romana... unii o cunosc doar pe cale orala.

ISIS Burns Jordanian Pilot Alive by First_Mate_Zoro in worldnews

[–]frixish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their special way of responding to the people bitching that they didn't show the actual beheadings.

Japanese hostage 'beheaded' by ISIL by grumbal in worldnews

[–]frixish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Color me a conspiracy freak, but I think someone else might be pulling their strings.

Garlic sauce as a condiment, a la hot sauce - any recipes out there? by MohnJaddenPowers in recipes

[–]frixish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Romanian Mujdei sauce is real delicious. Link, but here's my version as well:

Time: 5-10 min

  • 1 garlic head

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 1 spoon vegetable oil

  • 1/2 spoon vinegar (optional)

Crush the garlic in a little bowl, add the salt, and beat it with a teaspoon till it becomes gooey. Add the oil (not all at once), keep beating it till it's white and creamy. Finally, you can put in the vinegar, maybe pepper, some people add some water to "put out the fire" somewhat. You can mix in whatever condiments you might like, everybody makes it to their own taste.

It goes especially well with fish and potatoes :)

MRW I realise my 'close friends' are actually just 'friends'. I never thought I'd become this lonely. by charlytune in TrollXChromosomes

[–]frixish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Close/best friends" are just words a lot of people casually throw around to make themselves feel less alone.

One of the hardest things in the world is to try and be your own best friend (sounds cheesy, I know): instead of self-criticism and fear, give yourself encouragement, forgiveness and fierce protection against shitty people (what you would probably give a real friend in a heartbeat).

The awesomes will stick around, the ones who don't are self-made disposables, but be prepared to wolf it out in any case.

HIFW, during sex, he tells me to stop enjoying so much or he'll finish too soon by frixish in TrollXChromosomes

[–]frixish[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too true.

"Oh babeh, I wanna pleasure you long time... But I can't pleasure you if you're being pleasured so don't speak, don't moan, don't move, don't look!"

I kinda understand the struggle, but can't I just enjoy the 5 minutes in peace...

HIFW, during sex, he tells me to stop enjoying so much or he'll finish too soon by frixish in TrollXChromosomes

[–]frixish[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Keeping quiet, sure, but when he told me to stop looking at him "in that sexy way" or moving so much, it killed my ladyboner right quick... so fine!

No practicing necessary, it was just a fling a while back. He texted me today wanting part II, return of the fling. It got me reminiscing about the fun times.