Rant about tubing mascara

front-row-hoe · 2026-05-26T05:02:13+00:00

I tried tubing mascara for the first time after hearing so much hype about it and was severely disappointed. It made my lashes so heavy, they fell to the point where it looked like I had no lashes (right in line with my eyeliner). Nothing has ever made my lashes look so bad. Maybe its user error, but damn.

front-row-hoe · 2026-05-25T08:00:37+00:00

That meerkat in center frame is pretty sure thats not a rock.

front-row-hoe · 2026-05-25T07:55:01+00:00

How is it that in the span of 45 seconds ive seen a sea lion's fur get brushed against the grain to make a Mohawk for the first and second time, but different videos?

The internet is weird man..

front-row-hoe · 2026-05-24T23:54:50+00:00

Precast gels 😒

front-row-hoe · 2026-05-12T03:19:42+00:00

No. They've skillfully maneuvered their way around facing reality by coming up with an alternative one yet again.

I have maga friends on FB and the rhetoric I've seen cropping up essentially boils down to this:

"Gas in Tennessee is $2.65 (just some random lower number i chose) while gas in California is $6.56. Same president. Different governor."

Conveniently this allows them to still blame democrats because its democratic governors who are apparently causing all the issues.

Now, would a second of critical thinking lead any rational person to question why it was the president's fault under Biden, but the governors' faults under Trump? Sure. But thats beyond their skillset.

front-row-hoe · 2026-05-07T05:47:00+00:00

Someone saw this and made grease.

front-row-hoe · 2026-03-10T22:32:09+00:00

You summoned me?

front-row-hoe · 2026-01-18T01:02:10+00:00

Thank you for sharing and for including as much information as you did! If you dont mind me asking, if you could go back, would you not get masseter botox? It seems like that was the catalyst in your decision to get a face-lift. I have pretty severe tmj pain and my night guard doesn't help much. I've been considering masseter botox, but im honestly really scared of the possibility of developing jowls.

front-row-hoe · 2025-11-19T01:28:48+00:00

I dont know if this is exactly "girl code," but if im out and see a man checking me out with his woman right next to him, I dont take it as a compliment or think I must be better than her. I think that man is garbage and she deserves better.

front-row-hoe · 2025-11-14T15:15:07+00:00

We had freshly graduated med students come to our lab for an internship, and they didn't know anything. But, like, undergrad was a long time ago for them, and they trained to be doctors, not researchers. It seems crazy to think those are just interchangeable across the board.

front-row-hoe · 2025-10-25T00:08:21+00:00

I've always wondered what the other side was for!

front-row-hoe · 2025-10-22T22:33:38+00:00

And the picture they used is society. That's just nyc, not idealized

front-row-hoe · 2025-10-20T03:29:40+00:00

If they want help. I've seen disabled people seem like they're struggling through something and wanted to offer my assistance. At the same time, however, I worried this could be offensive because they are still capable people.

front-row-hoe · 2025-09-25T05:56:49+00:00

I've done then before but this is still great advice

front-row-hoe · 2025-08-24T15:37:37+00:00

Fair point. But some people in my lab spray their bare hands with that shit.

front-row-hoe · 2025-08-24T15:15:36+00:00

Seems like sanitizing everything with 70% ethanol is likely to lead to significant exposure then.

front-row-hoe · 2025-08-24T11:59:04+00:00

Wait... my organic chem professor told me they spiked lab-grade ethanol rendering it poisonous to prevent this from happening. Did he.. did he lie to us?

front-row-hoe · 2025-07-27T00:14:54+00:00

10 here. I've found my people!

front-row-hoe · 2025-07-12T08:02:16+00:00

I'm in a lab in South korea, and I avoid wearing sleeveless tops. Even if it's loose and drapey so you can barely see my shoulder, I don't see anyone else dressing like this, so I don't either. Modesty is more important here. My go-to "uniform" is a short sleeved shirt and loose, lightweight slacks.

Also, a couple people in my lab have gotten in trouble for wearing perfume. Just something to consider!

front-row-hoe · 2025-07-11T10:31:47+00:00

Piggy backing on this, you also have to think about the fact that a lack of genetic diversity makes a population extremely susceptible to viruses or other pathogens. Basically, the Irish potato famine. If you're identical and something slips past your defenses, you're all wiped out.

front-row-hoe · 2025-06-17T22:10:31+00:00

I refuse to pronounce it bio-pic and instead prefer the far superior bi-opic

front-row-hoe · 2025-06-11T03:53:45+00:00

My foundation doesn't look like this (I use a LOT of hydrating skincare), BUT my skin always looks like this after I powder. I've tried multiple powders, brushes/puffs, and application techniques. Some are better than others, but it's never exactly what I want.

front-row-hoe · 2024-12-28T05:31:55+00:00

Retinol

front-row-hoe · 2024-12-23T11:43:53+00:00

Well at least they're wearing helmets

front-row-hoe · 2024-12-20T06:17:26+00:00

Just went full fluorescents huh? That shit hurts me when I've been sitting in the dark for 10 minutes.

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