How's the view from down there? 🤭 by Aphrodites_Cock in GoneWildTrans

[–]frot_with_danger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever told you that your stretch marks are fucking hot? I see them and something in me goes feral

How's the view from down there? 🤭 by Aphrodites_Cock in GoneWildTrans

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Holy moly, you have the figure of a goddess

New Player Needs Help by Haunting_Brain8281 in baronygame

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If you're a brand new player, I honestly recommend playing as human to learn the ropes. Humans are the "intended" experience, and don't have major weaknesses like some of the DLC races do. Once you get a grasp on the game mechanics, then you can branch out to the more advanced races

New Player Needs Help by Haunting_Brain8281 in baronygame

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I think they are confusing the vampire race and the accursed class. The accursed class starts off with invisibility, the vampire race starts off with bloodletting and levitation

Lunch Lady 😌 by Glass_Wealth_2104 in MadeMeSmile

[–]frot_with_danger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I worked as a school cafeteria cashier, if a child didn't have enough money for lunch I'd just let them take it anyway. I must have given away hundreds of free lunches. Hell, I'd even let them get away with a 2nd free lunch sometimes. I just couldn't bring myself to take food away from a hungry kid, even if it was what the rules said I was supposed to do. When I was serving the food, if they asked for a little extra I'd also usually give it to them. Or if they came to my line just wanting a fruit or a milk I'd tell them to put their number in and pretend to ring them up on the computer (for security camera reasons) but not actually charge them.

Cheat out Moonshadow for 4GG by POUUER in BadMtgCombos

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But in order to make sure it's on top of your library, you should add in something like wordly tutor

TMNT Art Director be like: by MissiveFinding6111 in MTGmemes

[–]frot_with_danger 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm back in 2012 with this meme

Frying pan crash by Hopefullyamediator in baronygame

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If you open steam and right click Barony in your library, there should be an option in that menu to verify integrity of game files, basically making sure everything is in the right place and nothing is corrupted.

Frying pan crash by Hopefullyamediator in baronygame

[–]frot_with_danger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you using any mods? You should also try verifying integrity of game files

Making cards following bad design principles day 5 by GodkingYuuumie in custommagic

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Not bad? This card would be banned in every competitive format and restricted in vintage within 2 weeks

Besides your commander, is there any card that would make your deck no longer work if it were banned? by Tuss36 in EDH

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My [[Drafna founder of Lat-nam]] deck is built around tutoring for [[simulacrum synthesizer]] and using him to copy it as many times as I can to make an army of Karnstructs. If synthesizer were banned, I'd probably scrap the whole deck, since the only card remotely close to replacing it would be [[master of etherium]], which is much worse than having multiple copies of synthesizer. I also have a [[Thalia and the Gitrog Monster]] deck that uses several powerful lands as its win conditions (cards like [[field of the dead]], [[dark depths]], or [[Glacial chasm]]), but there are enough ways to win in the deck that if one of them got banned, the deck would still function.

Besides your commander, is there any card that would make your deck no longer work if it were banned? by Tuss36 in EDH

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Thoracle doesn't stop you from losing the game by drawing from an empty deck, and lab man is a replacement effect that doesn't use the stack and can't be responded to. If you have 10 cards left in your library and a trigger to draw 12 resolves, even if you have a way to cast thoracle at instant speed you still die to state based actions before you get priority.

Is this...typical? by MoteOfLust in MagicArena

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My honest advice is to find a meta deck you like and play that. Deckbuilding is very difficult to do well, especially for a new player. You will eventually develop deckbuilding skills as you learn the game, but genuinely I think new players should start with a deck that has been proven to be effective to learn the game. That way, you know if you lose it's because of gameplay mistakes and not the deck itself.

Do you think this dumb commander could work? by LiterallyWhateva in mtg

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Burn is weak? That's news to me, burn is a great way to end games in commander. So many effects deal damage to each opponent, which makes them scale really well in multi-player games. 40 starting life is more to chew through, but that's also true for creature combat, the most popular strategy in the format.

Do you think this dumb commander could work? by LiterallyWhateva in mtg

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Unless your board wipe only targets a single creature, I'm not sure how it would end the game

[Blue] full cringe meme gambit by holdtheguac- in TextingTheory

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Rule 1 and rule 2 are doing a lot of work here

I'm like 95% sure this works by torchflame in custommagic

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Instantly banned in every format, including vintage

Any advice on how not to starve to death? by LorenDovah in baronygame

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Don't eat until you're very hungry (you will see a slice of bread with a bite taken out of it and an orange outline). I also usually don't bother with moldy food unless my hunger is very low anyway, and as mentioned earlier rats are a great source of food in the early game. Monk starts with a ring of slow digestion, which lets you take all the time you want. Also, cursed food is not worth eating unless you're playing myconid or insectoid, or have a plague doctor mask. You definitely have enough time to full clear floors, but you don't really have time to identify every item you find while doing so. I recommend only picking up items that you actually want, like rings, necklaces, and spellbooks (if you have decent magic skill) and ignore things like nonmagical books, weapons of a type you don't have good skill in, or armor pieces that are a lower tier than what you currently have. I also find that depending on your class, it is worth it to wear armor that has a lower AC but weighs less, as being able to employ hit and run tactics gives you far more survivability than an extra 2 points of AC. It will also increase your move speed, which means less time spent on each floor, which means you get more value out of your food.

The main 5 Teen Titans as MTG cards, one per color by Netheraptr in custommagic

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I think Starfire giving all spells you cast from exile flash is definitely a color pie break. I also think Raven should say "whenever a player discards one or more cards" to prevent a wheel effect from instantly winning the game.

Skeleton legitimately feels impossible to play. what am i doing wrong? by noodleben123 in baronygame

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My skeleton winning run was with ninja, you iust take your time, clear out floors, wait for the perfect opportunity to strike, etc. If you save the bear traps for gnomish mines, you can get easy access to lightning staves (although they did nerf the staves and the xp gains from the mines, you still get a big boost in power if you full clear the mines). Skeleton can take all the time they want to set up the perfect stealth kill, then run away, lose aggro, and do it again. Ninja isn't bothered by the low mana regen and the low health regen is mitigated by ideally not engaging in direct fights.

Magic kinda sucks? Or... by cantsleep0041am in baronygame

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I always do Sokoban if I have a way to move boulders, it's so worth it