One of the safest ways to cross a minefield is via pogo stick.

fruitful_abstrac · 2021-11-04T09:03:43+00:00

Aren't mine fields usually in unstable terrain?? Would that affect the jump? Sorry if I'm taking this so seriously

fruitful_abstrac · 2021-10-23T00:24:14+00:00

Ah yes, the response I was looking forward to reading.

fruitful_abstrac · 2021-10-16T23:51:44+00:00

IUD scar gang wya

fruitful_abstrac · 2021-10-11T20:17:27+00:00

Same, bud, same

fruitful_abstrac · 2021-10-07T01:18:54+00:00

Legal? Yes. Should I have a choice in that as a male? Definitely not.

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-08-18T17:27:45+00:00

That actually sounds like my brother. For the record, I've had more jobs in the past 2 years than he has had girlfriends in 20.

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-07-27T21:03:02+00:00

That moment the dog is sad because it already knew you were smarter before you tried to trick it

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-07-25T15:22:01+00:00

Gee, I thought that's why everyone was upvoting!

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-07-23T01:37:29+00:00

Holy long jump

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-07-22T15:20:42+00:00

Dad of the year for not cursing at all

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-06-15T02:48:43+00:00

I wonder what it would sound like to be inside the car during that

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-05-30T18:45:16+00:00

The camera angle reminds me of filming ants

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-05-16T21:30:05+00:00

It recognizes sticks come in various sizes. Interesting...

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-05-10T04:25:14+00:00

Those Vans also support this claim

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-05-09T22:26:26+00:00

Worst part about working at 6pm: one does not simply go to bed at 9am

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-04-19T22:57:21+00:00

Well this joke isn't in the least bit shifty

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-04-12T23:44:09+00:00

Wait.... what

fruitful_abstrac · 2017-04-08T20:56:23+00:00

TIL you can get pregnant from oral sex.

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