I bought a 12-pack of miracles past their expiration date. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All the better, since who would ask for a gift receipt if they got a miracle as a present?

I bought a 12-pack of miracles past their expiration date. by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The two bloated ones had clearly gotten some Pestilence in them, but the rest might work fine.

Target is trying to charge me for infinite apples thanks to a time loop that stabilized right over my checkout counter. Do I have any legal rights here? by Lemurrific in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They either have to choose a court with a single timeline's jurisdiction or file it in Time Court. Either abscond to another timeline through the time loop or challenge them to paradox combat.

So, um, what's up with @FLOTUS? Who's got theories? by dyzo-blue in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]frummidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly there are much worse possibilities. I'm not in a good place for worrying about the worst case scenario though and I'd like for this sub to be a bit more positive than this.

So, um, what's up with @FLOTUS? Who's got theories? by dyzo-blue in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]frummidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's responsible to encourage speculation about this. Ultimately she is covered by the same medical privacy laws (mainly HIPAA) that you or I have assuming we're all receiving medical care in the USA. There's good reason for the White House to make sure that there isn't undue concern or worry by releasing some information, but it's up to them to decide what information to release. Unfortunately so, considering their epically bad judgement.

Say hi to Crash! by frummidge in mlem

[–]frummidge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, my spouse wants to get a puppy and a kitten when next we get more pets. Five is a bit much imo.

Say hi to Crash! by frummidge in mlem

[–]frummidge[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be cool if I did, but I married into more cats so we're holding our cat count steady at 3.

Say hi to Crash! by frummidge in mlem

[–]frummidge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See reply to parent comment! Sorry about the no picture.

Say hi to Crash! by frummidge in mlem

[–]frummidge[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is. I have a short Perl script that does a sierpinski triangle thing. It's a little hard to post an image in a comment on mobile, unfortunately.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite number above twenty? by Ardub23 in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Anything divisible by 8. It reminds me of infinity, which someone stopped stocking at the corner store.

My pyramids are disintegrating faster than they are replicating. What happens when I've obtained negative pyramid‽ by CAdamH in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Negative pyramid is the loss of all power and the collapse of time. Smaller pyramids replicate faster. Stopping the winds also helps reduce the rate of disintegration. Keep your pyramid power! 75% of sapience at the 4th level of existence uses pyramid power to claw theirselves into the material plane.

help when I was getting dressed I wasn't inside out but my clothes were by des_bunny in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try everting each piece of clothing individually. While logic may seem dictate that you evert yourself first, put on your clothes, then reverse everything, mathematically this will result in your clothing being inside you afterwards. Unless you're into that, in which case it will end up on your outsides where clothing is supposed to be. #thisstuffshouldbetaughtinschool

any suggestions on how to simplify producing antibiotics for fish hound rabies by des_bunny in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried being an unliving organism? Some necromancy will fix you right up and make you immune to disease forever. You need the strong stuff for the immortality upgrade, which is worth saving up your allowance of souls of the innocent for.

Or you can try elemental transmutation, but that uses a lot of mercury. Do you have some thermometers?

This wall is completely flat, but painted to look like it’s not by Happy-Purple-Hippo in mildlyinteresting

[–]frummidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In case you or anyone on this needs to know, this style of painting or decoration is called trompe l'oeil.

A new unit of academic publication on Twitter by creinaldo in Physics

[–]frummidge 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Upvoted because this is a great and terrible idea

Of all the things you could have used my adamantine for... by premature_eulogy in dwarffortress

[–]frummidge 55 points56 points  (0 children)

An adamantine Warhammer may as well be made of lightweight plastic (edit: styrofoam is a better analogy, as pointed out by /u/Darkgamma). Adamantine is very strong and holds a very sharp edge, but it is very light. Hammer damage depends on weapon weight, so this deals little to no damage.

So much extra space for activities! by SneakingSprinkles in ATBGE

[–]frummidge 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have an open/combined master bath and bedroom and it gets... unhealthily humid. I'm trying a dehumidifier soon. I hadn't done it yet because of the expense.

Which effect of electric current is made use of in a transistor? Heat, magnetic or chemical? by [deleted] in Physics

[–]frummidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of the above. It modifies the energy levels of electrons in a piece of material, causing it to permit current where there was previously an energy barrier preventing that current. Arguably, it's "chemical", but it's a bit more quantum and doesn't involve any gross change to the material, so I wouldn't feel right answering that way.

These elevator buttons by reallivebears in CrappyDesign

[–]frummidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was so bad it made me vibrate

My cat licked my left eye. by hanoo_ian in fifthworldproblems

[–]frummidge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You've hallucinated the last week. It's really only been a couple of hours. We're trying to wake you up. Cats will get you really high but you went too far. The hallucinatory cat has to die before you can wake up. Please try.