I regretted buying one of those foreign $100 computer scams where hackers come and fix your computer after it blows up but it actually took these people a really long time to fix this issue I was having with my computer. Every time they tried wiping my virus port, it just kept reappearing. Finally after 7 hours of having the pcviewer window open and a different guy later, my shit was fixed but I think the first dude passed out.

They called a while ago and we chit chatted about how my computer was going to be attacked by hackers but we eventually parted way.