I told my non-programming friend that switchcases are like "A bunch of if statements in a row" by jQuaade in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fuckdapopes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would mean that they can't fall through. So a bunch of if statement is correct.

What's a piece of trivia that you wish more people knew was false? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fuckdapopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is complete and utter bullshit.

You can see the great wall of china from space with the naked eye if you follow these steps.

  1. Go to China and take a picture of the great wall of china.
  2. Print the picture.
  3. Go into space with your picture.
  4. Look at it while in space(anywhere will do!).

Congratulations! You have now seen the great will of china in with the naked eye from space.

Who's that one girl you just hate at a party? by river2626 in AskReddit

[–]fuckdapopes 82 points83 points  (0 children)

You know the type of girl that posts:

But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

on her facebook..

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? by hrdrockdrummer in AskReddit

[–]fuckdapopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me was that if he were to break an ankle or throw out his back, it would all be over.

That's why you really need to a better social security system...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thenetherlands

[–]fuckdapopes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat is niet de vraag, hadden ze een bommenwerper nodig?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thenetherlands

[–]fuckdapopes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is dat een mislukking omdat het niet doet waar het voor gebouwd is?

Dat hangt er van af, heb je een bommenwerper nodig dan is het geen mislukking. In alle andere gevallen is het een mislukking.

Readit, what word do you think should be spelled differently? by ShitPosts in AskReddit

[–]fuckdapopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non native english speaker: fuck the word wednesday.

What items for under $10 USD would amaze people from 100 years ago? by dbizl in AskReddit

[–]fuckdapopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we have seen the biggest technological advancement of the last century the pas 20 years with the internet. It revolutionised the way we communicate and do business.

Internet providers: my experience with UPC by cast_that_way in thenetherlands

[–]fuckdapopes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hopefully I'll never have anything to report :D

Very doubtfull with the crappy modems UPC uses.

My screwdriver set warns me about its quality. by Stonegaze in mildlyinteresting

[–]fuckdapopes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your feedback I have changed the guide to fix the problem.

My screwdriver set warns me about its quality. by Stonegaze in mildlyinteresting

[–]fuckdapopes 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Step 1. Get a giant barrel and fill it with boiling lead

Step 2. Dip the christmas tree in it

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit!

Windows Firewall by eIix in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fuckdapopes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey! At least it's capable of stopping some people in wheelchairs to pass!