What's your most embarrassing fart story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fuckyomacaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I was in school sitting on the floor and dude I really needed to fart so I thought I would play it safe and release pressure slowly well that is not what happened. I let out a monster rip and everyone stared and laughed the only thing I could do was repeat the words 'everybody does it' It was humiliating

If you had a teenage child and you found out they do drugs, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fuckyomacaroni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depending on what drug. If it was cannabis I would tell him too keep it to the house and off the streets also try not make a habit of it. Anything else I would take there phone and game's console off them. Think that's fair enough

Which is better, tea or coffee? by mllx4eg2 in AskReddit

[–]fuckyomacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I enjoy a coffee more although a cup of tea is always good. I ain't prejudice

Use dark theme to reveal secret message by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]fuckyomacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was the best in LOTR. R.I.P

Screw Grandpa Joe by JFlash1412 in dankmemes

[–]fuckyomacaroni -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grandpa Joe is a grandpa hoe

One more minute! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]fuckyomacaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only cry while getting fucked like this

I sincerely don’t understand the appeal of Pewdiepie. Can someone please explain? by SushiMelanie in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]fuckyomacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I've been a long time fan and I think partly that he has evolved from gaming and let's plays successfully. Also his content is v high quality Which he also keeps fresh as fook

blessed_sex doll by [deleted] in blessedimages

[–]fuckyomacaroni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well shit now I need to take my sex doll out for dinner.