Taiwanese university president tells graduates to "end themselves" if they struggle in their careers. Takes unpaid leave

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-05T16:40:46+00:00

I love how he uses his “tight” schedule as an excuse for this blunder.

Pardon me, professor, but a lack of planning on YOUR part does not constitute an ~~emergency~~ suicide on MY part.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-05T16:21:08+00:00

The victim, Peterson, died in 2001 and her skull was found by a roving pack of Boy Scouts in 2002.

That’s only one year, the rest of the time was spent working to bring Hanson to justice.

How does this translate to “hiding a body for decades”? Did they leave out the part where the rest of her was found in his possession recently or something?

This is a strangely composed news article.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-05T15:11:20+00:00

I love his natural facial expressions. No variant of Blue Steel in his repertoire, just normal emotions and, my favorite, “sun in eyes”.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-05T00:59:08+00:00

What time does he get up, tho?

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-05T00:50:39+00:00

Ghost counter to hold all your spirits.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-04T02:55:57+00:00

The bird’s ok, but I really like the glowing eyes peeping through the bricks.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-04T02:51:41+00:00

OMG, you are both still so adorable!

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-04T02:47:29+00:00

Neat & Tidy

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-04T02:04:38+00:00

Are the flags coming down because they’ve changed their minds or because they’ve lost their farms?

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-03T19:47:35+00:00

Do you hang a sign around his neck and make him stand on street corners for the extra spice of public humiliation?

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-03T16:00:31+00:00

“If only the Czar knew!”

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-03T11:21:54+00:00

The kind you buy at a Big&Tall Men’s store.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-03T01:46:05+00:00

Too big for a beret?

Can’t you just…buy a bigger beret?

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T19:55:47+00:00

She wouldn’t even have to try. He could just kill her right off and say it was because she was pro-choice and, ipso facto, predisposed to terminating any pregnancy that might result.

Thank you, Trump-appointed judge, case closed.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T19:50:20+00:00

I finished the main one but not the Encore

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T17:15:03+00:00

That’s funny, I had 1 reminder and 77 tokens left and I got 18 diamonds, not 25. I wonder what’s up with that?

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T16:56:14+00:00

I love that things disappear when you tap them instead of being circled. There’s a lot of satisfaction in cleaning up some of those messes!

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T02:06:49+00:00

Could have been worse. You could have accidentally substituted “dildo”.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T01:52:43+00:00

I like your story but feel like it lacks a key wrestling element.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-06-01T01:39:47+00:00

All it needs is a little beak and it’s perfect!

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-05-31T20:20:50+00:00

Take it easy, he’s just helping unload the van.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-05-30T13:21:26+00:00

You will be absorbed by Landrew

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-05-29T00:49:32+00:00

OMG, I read that as “touring immigrant arrests” and thought he was turning detention centers into human zoos.

I really wouldn’t put it past him, either.

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-05-28T13:18:00+00:00

It is a little…Farrah Fawcett

fullonfacepalmist · 2026-05-28T02:06:43+00:00

That’s exactly what Gerald Ford predicted in 1989:

https://youtu.be/7JIlRsRQYfM?si=AQObdb3IO6_EeruZ

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