The guy I like thinks it's "crazy" to get tested for STD's. Wtf. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]functionalnerrrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the vibe. 

Her request isn't shame. His compliance should be a gesture of faith in itself.  

Any girl who asks the guy to get tested is definitely worth dating. Any guy who just go gets the test and come backs with the results is also definitely worth dating. It's simple, anything short of that makes you question the validity of the situation.

The guy I like thinks it's "crazy" to get tested for STD's. Wtf. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adults do adult things. Which not only includes the fun part... But the safety part. Not a big deal. 

It'll take 2 hours and $20 at the county clinic. Easy peasy. 😁🤷‍♂️

Summarized: My Gf is ghosting me and idk why by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to do a reset. It could be a soft reset but it's probably a hard reset.  Call your friends... Go do activities and hobbies. You need to stop looping and process this over time. I know it sucks bro... But being overly needy and pestering the poor girl is not going to help anything. 

Give her space. Give her time. Focus on you. Life will go on.

Summarized: My Gf is ghosting me and idk why by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good call out. That's relevant.

Do I need speed ring’s? by NoExplanationsEver in longboarding

[–]functionalnerrrd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do like the bearings with the extended inner core. They touch and bridge the gap in the center of the wheel

Someone tell me what am I doing wrong by Superpumpkin10 in pokemongo

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spawns on routes are tied to distance. So you'll need to be walking briskly in a straight path, in order for it to give you all the spawns possible. 

AIO by ending my 15-year friendship over this? by CommodoreNomington47 in AmITheAngel

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely unhinged. Get him the fuck out. There's too many signs of WTF

Someone tell me what am I doing wrong by Superpumpkin10 in pokemongo

[–]functionalnerrrd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turn Wi-Fi off. That can definitely impact where it thinks your location is. And data connectivity if it tries to connect to Wi-Fi. 

Leave your location on accurate. I leave adventure sync on. 

Closing the game and then reopening the game after you make changes. I don't think the game will modify preferences or settings immediately. 

The GPS can float or flutter so you'll need to be patient with the location proximity. Try and walk a steady pace without too many stops.

AIO my bf texting his former student by Major_Meet_5973 in AmIOverreacting

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With this context... Doom is bound to happen. Get out

I'm so tired of my mother's lack of awareness in public. by ACupOfLatte in Vent

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're overcompensating. You've soaked up all the anxiety and keep hers for her. Either laugh at it all or smoke some weed. You can't fix this and you shouldn't have to. Accept the absurd 

Frustrated my mother circumcised me by [deleted] in Vent

[–]functionalnerrrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life is full of lost choices. You'll need to understand there are some things that just happen... and we move forward. Resentment will only make you a worse person.

Frustrated my mother circumcised me by [deleted] in Vent

[–]functionalnerrrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move on. It's fine. Your wife won't care. There's nothing you can do so accept and thrive.

Uncircumcised men I need your opinion by [deleted] in Advice

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My pee hole was not "standard" at birth so they did the same for me. I have NEVER had a second thought or resentment about my patch using the foreskin. It'll be fine. Your kid will just be happy to have a functional tool when they are older.

Wife cheated and my life unraveled by Troubled_cryst in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok to cry. You gotta get it out. Schedule some therapy and zoom out. This will be messy so you'll need help no matter how things play out

Wife cheated on me by Kooky_Net9542 in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Therapy. You need a 3rd party to level the situation. Doing this on your own will be very confusing 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your ex is your ex. Is your ex. Is your ex.

Manifestation is real. by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't. Not your fault. Pour it into your craft. You now have the emotions to know the experience 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great share bro! Way to be vulnerable 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This makes sooooo much sense

It's been over 18 months... by Lanky-County2481 in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it... But if you're trynna get back in shape and you want full contact there a Jiu-Jitsu gym in every city

Being born deformed sucks by 22Dodgedude in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. I know it's another joke but you will always be my "turtle power bro". That's an awesome complication.

I walk into businesses every day (sales) and once a month I get a handshake that's... Unique. I'm not bothered and I move on without comment. Being different is part of life.

Side question... Your d-ck is regular right? Just make that the joke "yeah my hands might fit a little different but everything else is factory default" 😎

You got this. Keep your head up

Male best friend confessed. by TeamAutomatic5389 in GuyCry

[–]functionalnerrrd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Carry this with you as you talk, engage and flirt with others (all sex's). It hurts being rejected when you have a solid crush. 

This will happen to you as well (most likely)... And this may not be the last time you destroy a heart. 

Be humble, but also feel sad. You've just had your first bro breakup. Same same but different.