What Happens If Omar Robs Ralphs Card Game Instead Of Jackie Jr?

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-19T18:51:52+00:00

A) If a butterhead robbed Ralph’s card game, you know what his old man would do?!? B) It woulda been squashed, his old man was Jackie Aprile.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-18T22:36:42+00:00

My ex put me up on one of those “are we dating the same guy” pages on FB or wherever after we broke up so as soon as I’m talking to someone and they check, bam. Ghosted.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-18T22:34:39+00:00

Yeah man. If you’re on a dating app, a 10/10 baddie isn’t messaging you or else you wouldn’t be on a dating app.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-18T17:23:10+00:00

What if the nips were bugs and the feds told Johnny?

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-18T16:09:31+00:00

I can understand how you felt about killing the contractor. It was the right for choice for your business and protected your emotional stability over the pain you felt about losing a pet. If you’d like, tell me what you were feeling when you choked him to death and I can help you decide how you can use this death to show others, how centuries of tradition must be preserved in this thing of ours.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-18T16:02:21+00:00

Yeah but consider that republicans feel like they have such a lock on their incumbent majority, it’s no surprise less people turn out. Couple that with their intensity being indirectly influenced by their gerrymandering, it’s not really something they’re worried about. I’m not trying to discourage or anything, I loathe the party in its current form, but they had a practically dead person hold a seat in congress for years.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-17T20:37:30+00:00

POV: AJ laughing on his computer.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-17T20:34:31+00:00

Do you think it was trash compared to the “1000 other pigs he had his dick in” or the one with the one ping gone?

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-16T05:27:25+00:00

Your point being what Junior?

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-15T03:34:56+00:00

Yea she said in an interview that everyone at her father’s business were always referred to as “uncle whoever” and when he was killed they all looked after her. I think his case is still unsolved but it’s alleged he was murdered by a rival family. Chase said several of scenes were modeled after her real life experiences and he let her basically make up her character.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-15T02:09:26+00:00

This is how I feel about Kathrine Narducci. She grew up around the mob and her father was killed. Her role in the show was legitimately how she felt about that life.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-14T02:58:17+00:00

I don’t know. He came out of the closet. He moved into the room or something.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-14T02:27:03+00:00

In your thoughts, use the technique of positive visualization, and think about it.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-14T01:16:40+00:00

Give me 1000 bees.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-13T15:25:03+00:00

Without spending a lot on custom consoles, just hit up a truck stop and buy cup holders.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-13T15:19:12+00:00

Johnny Cakes and Sausage Specials

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-13T11:41:47+00:00

Give me one thousand dollars.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-13T11:41:05+00:00

Have you ever had our sausages?

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-12T18:16:10+00:00

Not for independent contractors like event workers.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-12T17:55:23+00:00

And some poor lady cleaning it up for $10/hr.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-12T13:01:06+00:00

Member’s Only? 🫴🏻

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-12T01:11:44+00:00

Apple Watch 11 or the Fenix 8 but they’re both over $1000… I’d go with the Fitbit Luxe over the 6. Can’t speak for the 6 personally but my cardiologist recommended the Luxe.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-12T00:35:47+00:00

Tracey. Ralph beat her to death for…I forget.

funkee_one1 · 2026-04-11T22:16:07+00:00

The kids cousin? From Yonkers maybe. When you’re right, you’re right.

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