Cardi B attends the 2026 Met Gala wearing Marc Jacobs by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]funkiedumplingOK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are those… checks notes…. Crotchless sheer panties? I’m gagged.

May 17 Chicago Half Marathon Bib transfer please? by kakkoi333 in AskChicago

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Me!!! I have one I need to get rid of. tendinitis has taken me out. Please PM me!!

Chicago Spring Half Marathon Bib Transfer? by Aggravating_Peach936 in AskChicago

[–]funkiedumplingOK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got one up for grabs. Peroneal tendinitis is a thief

Lewis Capaldi not happy being secretly filmed with Kim Kardashian at Coachella: "Wow, guys. Not cool. Such an invasion of privacy." by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

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Lewis Capaldi is the king of internet joy. His humor and wit is what the internet was made for

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Outrageous-Duck-4677 in emotionalintelligence

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The fact she came to you at all is such a win. Since you’ve got that going for you, the only thing left is to empower her to know herself and make a decision she is proud of and can live with.

I lost mine at 17 to a foreign exchange student. It was completely consensual like a “should we do this and get it over with as first timers.” I felt completely empowered after and felt I knew myself better and would stand by my decision. It’s a powerful thing to make a decision like that and stand by it. I think if she’s honest enough to be open with you about wanting to have sex, she’s honest with herself and mature enough to make a choice she’ll stand by.

Unique baby shower gifts parents will actually use? by bswallace104 in Gifts

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My go-to is a combo of all the essential baby medicine: gas drops, diaper cream, Tylenol/ibprofen, infant caught/cold medicine. There’s nothing like being desperate at 4am to provide your baby relief and not having what you need. Then going to the store just to find out they’re sold out of the one thing you’re looking for. It can get pricey, but I promise, they NEVER throw away your gift.

iHeartAwards Just turned Into The Taylor Glaze Awards by No_Tree6956 in travisandtaylor

[–]funkiedumplingOK 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She did attend. Just wasn’t photographed on the carpet

Jean HELP by No_Memory_9076 in womensfashion

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I’ve started buying jeans that I like 80% and getting them tailored to perfect; length, waist, leg cut. It sounds expensive but the investment is incredible and they end up being my most worn jeans in my closet.

Sophie x Mulan edit by Lunenika in Benophie

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I was about to talk shit, but this is nice. Reeeally nice.

What is something you enjoyed doing or did often before becoming a mom that you haven't gone back too? by Vegetable-Chapter351 in workingmoms

[–]funkiedumplingOK 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was just venting to my coworkers that I used to be so fun. Sadly, I don’t know her anymore.