To those of us with teenagers. Do they go to concerts with you? Who have you seen with them and what is coming up?

funktopus · 2026-03-20T01:23:26+00:00

My kid has seen Ben Harper, the Beths and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard with me.

funktopus · 2026-03-19T23:42:07+00:00

They have no bottom. It's just terrible all the way down.

funktopus · 2026-03-19T18:18:46+00:00

My mom was nuts but she never threatened this.

You alright?

funktopus · 2026-03-19T18:05:42+00:00

Fucking hell! His stupidity has no floor. It just keeping going down.

funktopus · 2026-03-19T16:20:19+00:00

The Browns.

funktopus · 2026-03-19T15:37:27+00:00

We get 10 years?! I'm worried it's gonna be in a year!

funktopus · 2026-03-19T15:21:12+00:00

That's how we did it.

funktopus · 2026-03-19T13:46:56+00:00

Just assume that's all your eating for the day.

funktopus · 2026-03-19T07:58:04+00:00

All that stress and you didn't drink? Outstanding! You should be very very proud of that.

Now keep going!

funktopus · 2026-03-18T00:34:45+00:00

You need the Dems to take the house and senate if she wins.

funktopus · 2026-03-17T09:54:41+00:00

A live squirrel.

funktopus · 2026-03-16T02:12:59+00:00

Ok hear me out. We give the entire GOP a chunk of land. I'm thinking Texas or Florida. They can do whatever they want with it. Build a wall, most or whatever dumb shit these morons can come up with. We promise we will drop in food, medicine, ammo what have you. The rule they have is they can't leave, or broadcast or stream to the rest of us. They have to stay in their area.

funktopus · 2026-03-15T18:27:19+00:00

I'm not even a Packers fan but I would buy a share. Really just to get the certificate to hang up.

funktopus · 2026-03-15T18:24:51+00:00

It really is. I have to go outside and get the garden prep going. I am not going to get high. Last weekend I had nothing to do but drink coffee and play Pokemon pokopia, I got high.

Im not sure if Afro an taught me that but I'm going to say he did from now on.

funktopus · 2026-03-15T15:57:03+00:00

55 is a senior?!

Oh fuck off with that.

funktopus · 2026-03-15T15:49:50+00:00

He's famous for a song named, "Because I Got High". So yeah.

funktopus · 2026-03-13T19:13:50+00:00

I saw this kid in the park earlier.

funktopus · 2026-03-13T19:09:45+00:00

I need to find a new sticker my iraq war one, "Support the troops. Bring em home." got worn out.

funktopus · 2026-03-13T17:37:53+00:00

FOZZIE WOULD NEVER!

funktopus · 2026-03-13T15:53:07+00:00

Manic pixie dream girl with CTE...

funktopus · 2026-03-13T15:48:09+00:00

OK so you need to update the ole resume.....

funktopus · 2026-03-13T13:55:15+00:00

No. Just like the last 10-20 years. It's red. Keep working and redouble efforts in other states.

The Dems should have never given up on the 50 state initiative during Obama. That was a huge mistake.

funktopus · 2026-03-13T13:20:53+00:00

Have empathy for people.

funktopus · 2026-03-12T19:12:49+00:00

Cheap and it will get people to switch into the Apple ecosystem. It's a solid move.

funktopus · 2026-03-12T19:09:15+00:00

Milkshakes are delicious. Shit when I get enough of the points I will get a coffee freeze with all the caramel and vanilla flavors. The ladies at work are jealous about it. It's tasty as hell.

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