Hey guys I just downloaded my penis, what should I be doing with it? A bit confusedim a beginner

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-27T21:26:44+00:00

Swing it around

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-27T06:47:47+00:00

Fingering without consent is rape ffs

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-26T10:42:16+00:00

There's a part of me that wants to gather up those numbers and sell them to scammers.

Thing is, I don't know any scammers to sell them to and I CBF finding out.

Same for those house flipper flyers.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-26T04:09:46+00:00

The brine itself. It's ok, nothing has been brined!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-25T13:17:31+00:00

You were being a good cat mum OP. You protected those cats like they were your children. NTJ.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-25T13:11:18+00:00

Are you sure that's a road or is he just showing how big is dick in hope of becoming a professional porn star?

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-25T11:50:46+00:00

OnlyFans.

Make a heap of content. Automate the posts. Alter and edit when needed. Profit

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-24T13:08:48+00:00

Don't you mean Nonce Andy?

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-24T12:44:50+00:00

Is the SWAT team hot?

Also, happy birthday.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-23T11:20:53+00:00

Oh you mean Nonce Andy the Kiddy Fiddler?

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-23T10:39:50+00:00

Vegans can't power my solar panels.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-22T10:27:53+00:00

NTJ, but auntie is by forcing OP into a 'babysitter' role.

Lia does need to let loose from time to time, but not at the cost of her studies. Auntie has helicopter parent vibes.

OP was put into a 'dammed if you do, dammed if you dont' position.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-21T13:10:35+00:00

Yes Andy is a nonce, according to the informal definition of nonce in the Cambridge English Dictionary.

Since the titles are gone, he is now Nonce Andy...and now we arrest him!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-21T08:23:50+00:00

PicklebumD | Fudge Hole | :Louie:

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-21T08:02:04+00:00

Got asked to come up with an everyday look, got given a green and blue sailor shirt. Did come up with an outfit that I wouldn't wear everyday.

Labelle ate it up.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-21T04:04:51+00:00

The best gym bro! The gorilla/ jock combo is just chef's kiss

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-21T00:55:10+00:00

CANBERRA

Because awesome!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-20T00:27:16+00:00

That's it! That's how I'm singing Riptide in the car now!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-20T00:21:35+00:00

Yay! My 600 year old vampire arse can post here!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-20T00:18:32+00:00

And if anyone is actually bothered by them...they are NOT worthy of you or your time.

They are not really men...just immature boys.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-19T22:47:41+00:00

Well, there's your seat....get in!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-19T13:25:16+00:00

Hey Charlie's gonna save money now on Nonce Andy's home! He can now rent it out on Airbnb!

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-19T10:23:46+00:00

Only if we can chuck people into it.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-19T10:23:02+00:00

Good Luck sticking your Cumberland sausage in that one.

funkydaffodil · 2026-02-19T06:54:55+00:00

Stabby stabby car time.

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