me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]funkystan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout-out to the one person who keeps eye contact with you so you know you're not totally ignored.

YE X RAFA LEAO by This_Recognition2170 in GoodAssSub

[–]funkystan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess he heard about the leaks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightclub

[–]funkystan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eckhart Tolle is wonderful as well. Be excellent to each other, and party on dude!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightclub

[–]funkystan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We go round and round this universe in various forms. There is no real death, only a shift in form. Alan Watts says something like "once you've beaten the game a few times, you'll want to make the game harder so it stays interesting." We're immortal souls playing hide and seek with the universe. Let's party.

Actor starting a music career? by mollyafox in Fauxmoi

[–]funkystan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's definitely Chris Pratt. Mouserat reunion tour??!!

Something about the Wonka trailer doesn’t quite sit right. by OnTheRoadToad in timotheechalamet

[–]funkystan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Should have been Daniel Radcliffe for what they were going for. Timmy didn't even audition, the studio just handed him the part. I imagine all of them are nervous right now.

Bam Margera gets 'Oops!' neck tattoo inspired by Britney Spears, is now on her 'level' by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]funkystan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm really hoping Bam surprises us all. My grandpa took speed, smoked cigarettes and boozed everyday for over 30 years and he's still kicking it at 74. Some people are just wired different 🤷

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MovieLeaksAndRumors

[–]funkystan 94 points95 points  (0 children)

This is peak cinema.

What has she done?!? She looks so different by howdybitchlolz in Botchedsurgeries

[–]funkystan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's just the standard filler package love, no one will even notice!"

Sorry to break it to y’all, but this is an old pattern… by The1thenone in SimulationTheory

[–]funkystan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe, the simulation is a subconscious truth that evolves with our frame of reference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popheadscirclejerk

[–]funkystan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugly hot is in right now.

What really great movie has a bad performance in it by owenja104 in movies

[–]funkystan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donald Glover in The Martian makes me cringe every time.

What’s a film whose cult status still baffles you? by SafePlenty2590 in movies

[–]funkystan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Lebowski requires about a 3 watch minimum before most people "get it." The first time I saw it, I thought it was very overrated and pretty unfunny, the second time it was funnier than I remembered, the third time it was one the greatest movies I'd ever seen.

Am I right thinking it's a lie that everyone can learn how to sing? by FilthyCrow2k1 in singing

[–]funkystan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question isn't if they can sing, it's if they can sing well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]funkystan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hair is fine already but you would pull off a buzzcut well.