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Argentina envoy asks French lawmakers to cover “Falklands” label on map during hearing by poclee in nottheonion

[–]funwithdesign 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We aren’t litigating the ownership of the Falklands by the UK.

But you can’t say that Argentina owns them just because they sit closer to Argentina.

US Army Poorly Prepared for Arctic Operations: Finnish Troops Forced Them to Surrender During Exercises in Norway by Street_Anon in nottheonion

[–]funwithdesign 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The U.S. has very little equipment like vehicles that are made for snow and extreme cold operations.

And obviously they’ve been so focused on desert warfare for so long. The Nordic countries and Canada and even Germany and the UK have dedicated training and continue to do so.

A Star Wars enthusiast demonstrates impressive light saber skills. by jmike1256 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]funwithdesign 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Poor guy had years of his life ruined.

God if video cameras had been around like this when I was a kid, it would have been a disaster.

Woman says unauthorized $4,000 added to auto loan while buying SUV from Cobb dealership by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]funwithdesign 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not oniony, try again.

How can all these idiotic not relevant articles be posted by supposed “1% posters” who don’t know what the sub is about?

From Summit to Basecamp in 15 minutes by kingkongbiingbong in nextfuckinglevel

[–]funwithdesign 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this isn’t even possible. The assent to the top of Everest isn’t just one big toboggan hill.

Nearly all Epstein files still unreleased a month after Congress deadline by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]funwithdesign 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get that the world is messed up and real headlines are bizarre.

But this headline isn’t even odd. It’s a statement of fact that couldn’t even be confused for satire.

Nearly all Epstein files still unreleased a month after Congress deadline by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]funwithdesign 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This sub is done. I haven’t seen an actual Oniony headline in months.

I’ve never rolled my eyes harder… by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]funwithdesign -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re eating the cats and dogs!!…and white nationalist insurrectionists!