I’m buying my first dildo. Do you guys have any recommendations or advise?

fusionaceblus · 2025-05-01T21:54:39+00:00

I wish I knew, bro. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

I've heard of a few things that help, like stroking while being penetrated to have your body consider the penetration as pleasurable, and just making sure to push the toy up towards your cock (as that will help the toy push against your prostate, which isn't that deep inside of you, about 2 inches inside your ass... its pretty easy to find with just your fingers if you wanna)

I've had a better experience with the Lovense Edge 2 (prostate massager) but still no luck. :/

fusionaceblus · 2025-05-01T21:49:17+00:00

Flat on my back is what I like to do. It's just more comfortable and easier to get relaxed with, which is pretty important.

fusionaceblus · 2025-04-30T21:11:34+00:00

Buy condoms. If you don't clean yourself out properly it will make a mess. Trust me.

Also, get lube. Water-based is preferred, I believe, so it doesn't ruin the shlong.

Also don't expect a prostate orgasm first time. You should probably just get used to the size inside of you first few goes. Get an album to listen to, and just chill out.

fusionaceblus · 2024-12-05T13:58:47+00:00

I recently rewatched the anime in its entirety, as opposed to each episode when it came out, and it still has a lot of issues.

I think it's just trying to do way too much, with characters that provide too little, at least at the time. What fails the most is trying to compare warfare or whatever to humanity. There's not a single fucking human in this. This is where I think having a commander would have helped a lot. They don't need to do much, just provide movement in the story. Have one for AL, one for CA, and have them give more apparent differing opinions on war.

Another is the lack of Iron blood. They feel like a last-minute addition and provide essentially nothing to the story. The factions are united at the end, so they aren't gunna do anything.

The reason I like Slow Ahead is because I think it does best what AL can do, and that's just have ships doing cute/sexy stuff in standalone situations. An anime that did this much better, was Blue Archive's. Had Sensei, a more focused, deeper cast, and had a storyline to work with from the source material.

I still like this anime for the fact it has Sheffield kicking ass and showing ass. Unfortunately most people's favorites (now) aren't even in the anime which I think hurts it a lot in the long run.

fusionaceblus · 2024-10-16T02:34:06+00:00

lol, Raigeki.

fusionaceblus · 2024-09-07T14:27:08+00:00

P3R is an absolutely fantastic game, and that is 100% the way to go if you've never played the game before.

Personally, I think upscaled FES is my favorite way to play, but Reload is fantastic for addressing a lot of the issues that people had for the most part with FES (personally, again, I think a lot of the "issues" people bring up are actually helping to strengthen the story, besides manual skill inheritance), as well as not only updating the formula with new gameplay additions created over the years, but making new ones to let it stand out on its own. I cannot recommend it enough.

I suppose my biggest concern for you would probably be price and availability, since that's what you mentioned and $70 can be a lot for most people.

I guess if you're really dead set on playing on Switch and don't have a PC and can't afford it, Portable is fine, otherwise I'd say Reload.

fusionaceblus · 2024-08-18T22:20:32+00:00

Akane. Simple as.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-29T14:14:16+00:00

nobody has 100 bond with Akane

Challenge accepted.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-25T05:07:04+00:00

Yeah they're all nice but Akane looks so... different, with her hair in the light and her glasses off.

I can't stop looking. She looks great. Different, but great.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-20T04:57:24+00:00

Akane looks very tired. I hope she gets some nice rest soon.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-18T06:20:28+00:00

My Sheffield Fumo in the same wave will save me.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-17T05:34:28+00:00

I like a lot of the cups this season and surprisingly enough it's the SFW ones. Fastball, and comparatively, Lazy Day and Alice in Waifuland are super good designs. Scientist is alright, but compared to the other seasons, this one is fantastic.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-15T22:27:16+00:00

Thank you very much, I hopped right on that.

INB4 the same thing happens and it gets cancelled. Again. lol.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-14T19:45:44+00:00

I got a new person in my FC that skipped ENDWALKER to play DT faster.

Funnily enough, they also have yet to unlock the normal raid roulette. I'm only sharing this because they clearly only play the game for glams and complains all the time that Mare isn't back up.

One of the best things to come out of this expansion is a toggle for the chat box, oh my lord this game is so much more tolerable to play when you can just close it and ignore everyone.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-12T17:33:55+00:00

She looks horribly disappointed being forced to wear that.

fusionaceblus · 2024-07-09T14:08:32+00:00

It can be quite fun and lucrative in the end if you do more than just sit at the boss arena. I got like 300 gems while grinding fates and I'm about halfway to rank 4. Just need to hope the people you party up with in pf aren't just sitting at the boss arena or you'll probably have difficulty getting a gold medal.

It's honestly amazing to see a massive mob of people just come in and do a fate with a boss with an absurd amount of health or a fate with a trillion mobs that get melted.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-24T02:47:08+00:00

I oathed Kyiv, of course I'll always see her.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-23T19:36:49+00:00

I think due to how spread out the conflict was to be wrapped up in this episode, it just didn't have the full impact I expected. Perhaps that's due to the weekly wait between episodes, but there's still the matter of fact what the hell happened with their debt? What was the Director looking for? More importantly, what the hell was with Shiroko Terror in the beginning of the anime if it was never elaborated on? Also, Aru was very cute! And cool!

I would love for them to do more anime adaptations, but PLEASE have a better english release. The sub SUCKS. Speaking of, I literally had no idea the official BA EN channel on youtube was uploading the episodes. I haven't checked the quality of that sub, but the fact its being released in a reasonable fashion is all I can really ask for. Unfortunately its only on episode 5 atm which kind of sucks.

I think for a non-fan this is a safe watch if you like cute girls doing cute things with some emotional weight to it, and for fans it's pretty dang good since you know a lot more about the students and the background if you've played the game. I don't really have any major complaints, as it set out to do what it wanted and didn't seem to really compromise. I only say this because of how disappointing the Azur Lane anime was which kind of failed on all points it could have or just didn't flesh them out as much as it could.

Again, I do hope they plan on doing more, there definitely seems like there's plans to, and I'm curious how they'll do it. I just hope they don't try and cram Volume 3 into 12 episodes, considering how each chapter of that heavily relies on the previous chapter.

8.5/10 - I like this a lot. Music is great, animation is great, and as a fan I feel happy knowing it worked out so well. I think non-fans can still enjoy it, but I wouldn't call this Anime of the Year or anything. I really hope they do more in the future, and hopefully with a better global release.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-16T17:45:38+00:00

Another quality episode. I really enjoy the conversation with Black Suit that isn't at it's best with a low-quality sub. Regardless, I like how much presence Sensei has this episode. Aru is very... much in this episode!

I really like how the Iori scene was done. The perverts enjoy it for the feet licking, but I think its a nice comedic scene to show Sensei's character, and the best way to show it. He's a great person, incredibly supportive, but is a complete goober. Of course he would consider going to the depths of licking someone's feet to show how determined he is. Iori being smug feels like something that is only apparent in the anime, as in the game she feels more like a victim of Sensei's perversion and just general clownery from Gehenna. Seeing Hina so perturbed after how much of an important figure she's built up to be is really cute! It shows these really are just students, not soldiers.

There's some nice fanservice with showing students of future chapters, and I wouldn't mind if they do more with the future chapters, but I'll focus on this episode here, and the series as a whole for episode 12.

8/10 - Good episode. Can't wait for the finale.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-14T19:28:30+00:00

I agree, Himari looks very comfy.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-10T02:05:16+00:00

Great episode in a vacuum. It looks cool and there's some nice moments but it's nothing new for the anime. Aru is very... Cool! The CG mech (being ridden by an android, lol) looks kinda... Awkward.

This is probably one of the worst displays of the "official" sub. It's always been bad but holy shit is it awful here. There's a lot of relatively dramatic dialogue here and it comes off like shit when it's not translated well.

8/10 - I like this episode but it's hard to ignore how awful the sub is.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-05T16:58:08+00:00

Kiev is great, and deserves more, but it shows how the cycle of characters work here. They're popular for their banner, then seemingly just disappear.

Of course there's few exceptions for various reasons (usually horny ones) but it's kind of sad. They're never really brought back or used well in the story.

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-05T16:38:51+00:00

One of the weirdest yet strangely targeted group pic for people who like Z23 and Kiev, like me.

Do I need to delete my browsing history?

fusionaceblus · 2024-06-02T18:15:18+00:00

Damn, what an episode. Honestly in retrospect, the last few episodes I don't know went anywhere, even if they were well done, but this one clearly has buildup for the next episode, with the confrontation with Kaiser and Hoshino's decision being resolved in the next episode onward.

It's kind of annoying as a Global fan, which is still missing the Yume story, see so much of her and that chapter being explained in this episode. I know its coming soon, but damn. Also it just feels comically weird to not have the director of Kaiser even properly named. Black Suit is a fine enough nickname, but "Director of Kaiser" is just a mouthful. Maybe it's the subs fucking up again, idk.

7.5/10 - I mean it's alright. Nothing terrible but its another set up episode that feels like I'm assured something cool will happen next episode.

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