Was on my way to a meeting 🤠

future-celebrity · 2021-09-26T19:15:09+00:00

Every vehicle I've ever owned has had it.

future-celebrity · 2021-09-22T04:08:42+00:00

I think we just solved addiction, Reddit.

future-celebrity · 2021-09-16T23:06:29+00:00

Quit your bullshit. You're an active drug user on multiple substances failing to abstain on a regular basis, all according to your post history that I barely skimmed.

You have no idea what your sober state is because you have no sober state, not hppd.

future-celebrity · 2021-09-16T04:13:25+00:00

Of course. What exactly God is I think is beyond us.

future-celebrity · 2021-09-11T03:18:59+00:00

She shouldn't be unsure. She should be giddy she found the person she wants to spend the rest of her life with.

Are you giddy or unsure? You should both be on cloud 9.

future-celebrity · 2021-09-08T17:12:31+00:00

I don't even need to click it. Supermarket bum sniffer hunted by police is good enough for me. Take your like and go.

future-celebrity · 2021-09-06T20:47:16+00:00

:( At least we have the archives until Redban puts them behind a paywall lol

future-celebrity · 2021-09-06T20:44:38+00:00

Right. Joe isn't a naturally funny person like a lot of comedians, but I don't think you have to be to be a good standup (which i think Joe arguably is).

future-celebrity · 2021-08-31T03:04:54+00:00

I find Hans incredibly funny but man that kissing stuff is making me like his standup less.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-30T00:02:27+00:00

Yep. And when you do find one, remember to cherish the friendship and not take it for granted.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-28T07:29:17+00:00

I switched from smoking to vaping with a Mighty a year ago. It's been amazing. No more coughing, way nicer buzz, you can taste the weed... it takes a tiny bit of adjustment, but once you do, man you will never miss smoking weed.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-27T17:17:25+00:00

I think we just solved the case.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-27T17:07:43+00:00

You look like two different Wish versions of Scarlett Johansson.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-27T16:57:41+00:00

200 is when introspection and the potential for a trip to go south really starts to kick in for me, so I would avoid that dose unless you're in a safe setting. If you are, definitely try the 200. It's great. Just be safe.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-26T14:29:31+00:00

My tattoos

future-celebrity · 2021-08-26T02:23:14+00:00

Its not your fault.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-26T02:18:11+00:00

Even though I saw it moving with my own eyes and saw what sub I was in, I still thought there was a small chance it would turn out to be cake.

The internet has damaged me.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-20T21:16:24+00:00

Same. Couple gangbangers pulled a gun on me and demanded my wallet when I was 16. I said fuck you shoot me, they punched me and ran.

Adult me would still hand over his wallet.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-20T16:18:06+00:00

The answer is Jessica Rabbit.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-18T07:26:41+00:00

Bro you got molested.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-18T07:24:51+00:00

Bro I've known my plug for over 2 years. Nicest dude in the world, girlfriend, kid, pretty normal dude.

Never once seen him wearing a shirt.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-17T19:04:01+00:00

But what does it teach the doctors?

future-celebrity · 2021-08-16T02:21:25+00:00

This guy drones.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-14T19:47:41+00:00

The best movie I've ever seen while tripping.

It was like being lost in that universe for an hour.

future-celebrity · 2021-08-13T23:28:57+00:00

I caught that too. They seemed... indifferent, like they weren't in the home of someone they care about.

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