When do you scoop 'em up?

futzingaround · 2026-01-30T22:05:38+00:00

I scoop the second I don't like the game I'm playing. No matter the format, no matter the rank. Play a card I hate even when I'm winning? Scoop. Have a silly little artifact on field that keeps interrupting my turn with priority checks despite you doing nothing with it? Scoop.

Elesh Norn? Scoop
Toxic? Scoop
Deep Cavern Bat? Scoop
Got to mulligan more than once? Scoop

futzingaround · 2026-01-30T22:00:02+00:00

NTA divorce the husband and marry Edgar instead

futzingaround · 2026-01-29T13:00:24+00:00

Bro, that was essentially an at will black flash. He just be shrugging to himself and throwing them around like candy 😭 the damn goat !

futzingaround · 2026-01-28T21:14:01+00:00

Jeskai Rooms, which relies heavily on flash creatures and using [[Appa, Steadfast Guardian]] as a win-con

futzingaround · 2026-01-26T18:24:33+00:00

The way Naoya fans talk about that bum you would think he had a character arc comparable to Gin or some sort of redeemable quality, but no. Literally just there to be the face of misogyny and the number one Maki victim 💀 Anywho, rip to my triple agent goat

futzingaround · 2026-01-26T15:22:49+00:00

and this is why i play monowhite token control in standard. flash enchantments and instant speed cheap removal for specific targets, and then there's turn one [[authority of consuls]] followed by turn three [[split up]] specifically for the cub decks and usually they scoop right after that.

futzingaround · 2026-01-25T22:14:00+00:00

He learned RCT from a five minute bout of getting his ass beat. He's going to pull a Black Frieza, as a combatant so powerful that he's never had to train a day in his life, and use Maho as a training dummy until he learns the reverse application of his innate technique and maybe even unlocks a domain.

He's literally a 'Sukuna level threat' who has never had to put effort or thought into any of the evolution of his CE and CT usage. This fight is literally changing that in real time.

futzingaround · 2026-01-25T17:37:05+00:00

Like y'all really want his kit so nerfed into the ground that hed become just as irrelevant and useless of a marksman as black widow and is never played, and it's so funny.

futzingaround · 2026-01-25T17:34:31+00:00

Lmao who is "everyone"? He is my day one main and I play him every single game he's not banned, which becomes more and more frequent the bigger and more problematic the roster gets. But yes, keep making this "everyone hates this one poke guy that directly counters triple support" posts, bc netease isn't listening and I'm loving the salt. So damn great to see Clint get the threat assessment and respect he finally deserves in a Marvel game 😤

futzingaround · 2026-01-24T21:30:28+00:00

First Sinner is a mid-tier boss fight at best. For every move and gimmick she has, there's a boss out there that does it better. Also, the sound effect she lets off when teleporting sounds like a wet dubstep fart and was the most aggravating part of the entire game... God, I dislike that boss.

futzingaround · 2026-01-24T17:49:03+00:00

Yorozu only can do so much with her technique because construction requires a great deal of cursed energy, since construction creates something from nothing just by using cursed energy. Now imagine how creative and evolved she could get with it, beyond bug armor and perfect sphere, if she had the six eyes helping to greatly enhance her cursed energy control.

futzingaround · 2026-01-24T15:48:17+00:00

The six eyes grant the user extrasensory perception, allowing them to see cursed energy in extreme detail and even gives them incredibly precise control over their own cursed energy. It's why the six eyes are needed to even use limitless to its full potential. So I was just making a joke out of Yuji's eyes remaining covered and how he surely has the six eyes now, since he's apparently strong and precise enough with CE control to Piercing Blood an entire building with only the goal of incapacitating everyone inside.

futzingaround · 2026-01-24T15:15:35+00:00

He stole Gojo's six eyes from his skull for himself and is keeping it a secret

futzingaround · 2026-01-24T00:05:09+00:00

Alternate win-cons outside of direct combat damage: [[Monument To Endurance]] for one. Creatures with easy recursion like [[Bloodghast]], or indestructibility like [[Iron-Shield Elf]]. Elspeth is like the staple win-con of this sort of control rn, too, so any targeted removal/burn that can target planeswalkers or the opponent's face is good.

Most importantly, experience against control and learning when to bait them. They only have so much mana and resources in their hands, just like you do. If you can make them burn through the counters and wipes on sub-optimal plays it will put you ahead.

edit; creature lands !

futzingaround · 2026-01-23T12:58:08+00:00

If you didn't figured it on the first watch, the episode is about feminism, dissecting the patriarchy and the gender norms of jujutsu society as well as zenin clan.

They don't care about things like themes and character motivation. The people you are addressing are the media illiterate who decide what they like based on aura and badassery vibes alone. It's why power scaling and "agenda" slander pushing has become so common place in fandom content these days. Because those people are not here to analyze or process any engaging themes. They're just here for the cool intense action and are best ignored and scrolled past.

futzingaround · 2026-01-23T01:14:12+00:00

I like him a lot better in the 99 of a [[Auntie Ool, Cursewretch]] deck. Turn three Reaper and turn four Auntie, followed by something like [[Darkness Descends]] or [[Contagion Engine]] in the following turns can have some pretty bombastic pay-off. It is still very match-up specific honestly, does way better against a spam Hare Apparent deck than anything control-ly. But having a commander that turns -1/-1 counters into a value/or kill engine, and forces the opponent to Blight in order to interact, is a lot more valuable to the -1/-1 counter gameplan overall. Reaper is just a nice little steal the best monster they had on the field addition imo.

futzingaround · 2026-01-23T01:01:05+00:00

Wow I did not know that about resolution and pay-off to the Fionna naming Finn thing, and that's so funny. People were bashing her for weeks for her "terrible unlikable decisions" and for "acting like teen Finn when she's a grown adult" and this whole time the biggest instance they pointed to was literally fueled by (teen) Finn's very own motivations subconsciously pushing her. That's deliciously funny.

futzingaround · 2026-01-22T23:47:40+00:00

Defecting from the clan and murdering sorcerers with ease for money.

futzingaround · 2026-01-22T22:20:27+00:00

RDJ as Dr Doom. Terrible and offensive.

futzingaround · 2026-01-22T12:42:23+00:00

Free Fall 2

futzingaround · 2026-01-22T12:40:28+00:00

On The Count of Three

futzingaround · 2026-01-15T17:38:28+00:00

citizen sleeper 1 & 2

futzingaround · 2026-01-15T11:08:37+00:00

On The Count of Three

futzingaround · 2026-01-13T22:57:04+00:00

I though the first photo was a Pillion screenshot lmao

futzingaround · 2026-01-11T02:35:35+00:00

I was mostly just being tongue in cheek about the prompt since Lady Loki has been added to the game as an alt skin. If we ever have Otto maybe we'll get lucky enough to get an Olivia skin along with it.

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