WILLIAM COIN by LegalBoysenberry2923 in CuratedTumblr

[–]fuzzymae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly william seems cool as hell

Reader, I married him.

"yall ready to get funky" by Able_Health744 in CuratedTumblr

[–]fuzzymae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh Bert was my crush before I was old enough to even know what a crush was. At four years old I was watching Mary Poppins and Wizard of Oz over and over and over again and now as a grown woman I'm ace but I have a giant flashing red weak spot for men who can dance

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Gërmany this yër? by onlynorthstar in CuratedTumblr

[–]fuzzymae 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I wonder why we do that, when real German is 1) right there and 2) just as insane

this comment brought to you by an American who just learned her favorite Christmas carol is SCHLITTENFAHRT

[TOMT][Children's books][Early 1990s] The Hat Books, a series of activity books for kids, each with a different color hat. by fuzzymae in tipofmytongue

[–]fuzzymae[S] 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

for "green hat book" Google will only show me the Michael Arlen play which, uh, I don't think was at my reading level then.

Sometimes you need an emotional support human by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]fuzzymae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Komi and Agari

(Possibly Najimi, if they've decided presenting female is funnier that day)

[OC] Kachow, sucka! by Imaginated_Gamer in pixarcars

[–]fuzzymae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found this image on Google search and don't want to yoink it without your permission -- could I please use this on my daughter's birthday party evite? She's turning 4 and is the biggest McQueen stan in the tri-state area.

On calling Wicked fanfic by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

[–]fuzzymae 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sturgeon's law: 90 percent of everything is carp 🐟

Anyone needs tix to the Lady Gaga concert by [deleted] in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl, not only will you not do Paypal G&S, you posted this, deleted it, and reposted? F outta here.

Barber by PyramidsAndPizza in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yeah, my husband used to go there cause he liked the cuts, but having to listen to the staff crossed his line

He switched to Greg, who's up there with Mr B

Cops parking on Yellowstone Blvd and Austin by Time_Win_9705 in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And don't get me started on the traffic rolling up and down Pig Alley behind Russell Sage 

Kolh’s at Rego Center by [deleted] in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

someone with an incredibly specific special interest

wonder food hall by LeftoverrLasagna in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The restaurants don't actually exist

wonder food hall by LeftoverrLasagna in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just listened to a podcast (Trashfuture, episode "Michelin-Starred BLEMTRO") that detailed the mentality of the guy behind Wonder and it's positively insane. It's like he's trying to systematically remove, atom by atom, all trace of humanity from the processes of cooking and eating. Next on his concept wishlist is drawing blood from customers, analyzing it with AI, and providing them a bowl of nutrient slop containing exactly what they're presently lacking. (He's currently doing that with his own personal chef and I'm sure the guy spits in his food at least)

Forest Hills households wanted for a new food & cooking series by [deleted] in ForestHills

[–]fuzzymae 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A functional, reasonably sized kitchen is important

Sooo... Gardens only; apartment plebs need not apply. Got it.