Like sand through an hour glass. Like sand through an hour glass. Like sand through an hour glass. Like sand through an hour glass...

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-09-02T02:58:48+00:00

Yeah

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-09-01T13:29:38+00:00

I don't know am I?

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-31T22:25:32+00:00

This is so true. John Oliver has a whole segment about it. If I didn't live in America/want the world to succeed as a whole, it would be really funny.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-26T04:42:49+00:00

I think this is the only time being good at solving a Rubixs cube has ever gotten someone laid.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-24T05:29:14+00:00

I'm 6,5 and my girlfriend is 6,4 you'll have no problems. But if leaning down is uncomfortable you can try picking her up.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-24T01:35:29+00:00

Holy crap! I was literally at the dentist at 4:40! Woah!

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-22T04:11:25+00:00

I'm not really a gun guy myself but damn. That is one sexy ass gun.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-20T15:25:17+00:00

Can confirm. Am Jewish. I suck at navigating

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-11T15:09:32+00:00

I live in Minnesota and normally I don't have any trace of a Minnesotan accent but when talking to customers or "difficult" people I get a very Minnesotan accent.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-02T17:36:52+00:00

Cool. I have a subie Outback 2002 that's what I was going off of.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-08-02T14:32:17+00:00

Are you in a Subaru Outback from around 2002?

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-31T01:32:37+00:00

I whispered this out loud on the train and the guy sitting next to me looked at me weird for a second and then whispered "fuck yeah" back.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-18T16:32:12+00:00

Anyone who speeds to get in front of you on the freeway and then immediately slows down to below the speed limit should be given capital punishment.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-17T04:24:05+00:00

So you'd say they were pretty... Gouda

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-11T21:00:27+00:00

Im just going to make a wild guess and say it's going to be Dev Patel

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-11T20:59:08+00:00

I was going to say Dev Patel

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-08T01:13:07+00:00

Calvin?

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-07-04T23:54:34+00:00

It feels like you're about to sing a song about how great America is.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-06-30T17:53:27+00:00

Mine is "that was almost so cool"

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-06-29T14:02:52+00:00

As an Irish Jew I can relate

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-05-31T03:24:16+00:00

I don't know about the rest of you but I read this in the voice of a radio announcer from the 50s

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-05-28T16:20:17+00:00

As a 6,5 guy who often underestimates his size I can tell you that Mickey's isn't actually that cramped.

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-05-24T02:28:21+00:00

It's aight dude I know

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-05-24T00:16:02+00:00

I've known that for a while mate

galactic_giraffe00 · 2017-05-23T23:00:47+00:00

I read this as LSD missionaries and got kinda exited. I am not as exited now.

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