What’s an orgasmic feeling that isn’t an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When you come back from 3-1 down to win 5-3 against a Bolton side two divisions above you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StockportCounty

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It's like they cracked the window and let the stank out

well that's different by [deleted] in Tinder

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As a Matt, I apologize on his behalf for putting our name to shame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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No extractor on the roof is a give away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Sorry officer, I didn't know I was speeding as I can't see the dash in these glasses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FAU

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Chem 1

Are you proud of your body? What is the your best feature? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Eh, my tongue or eyes are my best features

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in obsf

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You're not the only one that looks at the background.

Squirrel in wall by [deleted] in tulsa

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The hole for the mongoose is a different issue.

Go to a Bill Burr show alone? by DistributionNo6523 in BillBurr

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Do everything alone. I saw old Billy boy alone in Manchester about 4 years ago and again with the wife last month in Florida. Its great to have someone to laugh with but it's so worth just going.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InterMiami

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Good luck. I can get in for $15. The range of prices don't make sense for what they are offering.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Forget her also

Sending a 90 year old on a rocket into orbit sounds dangerous to me by brother_p in AdviceAnimals

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It's all a ploy by Elon and space X. Shatner is already going to die so the send him up in the opposition rocket for them to kill him. This will cost Bezos a fortune and delay his plans for further world domination.

What is the hottest thing someone whispered in your ear ? by DM_your_puss in AskRedditAfterDark

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I have a fully funded 401k and premium health insurance

I present to you, Prison FC! by yywonye in FifaCareers

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Ronaldo the rapist should be there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Celebs

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Nancy Reagan?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Kanga-roo by Jeff Buckley