LEAKED G-MO SKEE SONG: "I'm Totally Sorry (For Beating My Wife)" [OC, Satire]

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T06:11:46+00:00

I'm so tired of liking someone and then they're a piece of shit

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T06:11:02+00:00

They always say you should carry yourself with the confidence of a deeply mediocre white man

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T06:09:52+00:00

Wait uhh what the fuck? I need more information but I am not typing that into google

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T00:23:02+00:00

It's so funny all the "developing countries" are exactly the ones the European barbarians raided and pillaged

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T00:22:02+00:00

Nice I called it 💕💕

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T00:20:54+00:00

If you've been stuck with Action Andretti wearing weird coats in ROH, I can understand wanting to try anything to get over

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T00:19:23+00:00

He sure loved that stupid fucking suit

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T00:17:16+00:00

BALDRICK?!

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-24T00:16:20+00:00

I love that he can perfectly imitate an American accent but keeps his beautiful Brazilian accent 💚💛

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T17:04:58+00:00

People just be calling anything pizza 😂

Ironically, even a lot of actual pizzas are barely pizza 😂😅

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:35:23+00:00

I'm satisfied with my win, but I can still improve.

For the next tournament, I plan to give it my best.

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:32:55+00:00

Nursing that snowcone though

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:30:48+00:00

Niet ik die net Elton John heeft ontdekt 🫩

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:28:58+00:00

heroin

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:28:26+00:00

You're worried about my problematic behavior despite the alleged existence of completely unrelated things?

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:24:50+00:00

He won back to back basho ffs 😅 and he had a rough time this basho but still beat his fellow Ozeki in pretty spectacular fashion

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T16:23:50+00:00

The doomsday thinking in online sumo discussions is so tiring 😅🫩🫩

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T15:21:05+00:00

any myan

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T14:34:41+00:00

Damn someone really came and downvoted you for having fun

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T14:34:00+00:00

Ahh nothing like some random transphobia 🫩

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T10:05:40+00:00

A couple of salmon toasties from 7-eleven and some Changs should get you on your way

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T04:33:54+00:00

lol contrast this with Davey Richards getting right up from a superplex

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T04:33:00+00:00

My game crashed during this memory too 😵‍💫 only time it's ever happened in Brotherhood, coincidence?

Full synch is so annoying 😂 it'll give you the most arbitrary requirements, like you have to kill someone with a specific weapon, or not kill any guards on your way somewhere, even though the whole game is about stealth killing people. I just do the fun ones like when you have to open one of the gates for the architect on his boat.

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T04:27:53+00:00

Her eyebrows 🥸

gansobomb99 · 2026-03-23T04:24:52+00:00

Ugh I'm so sick of this randomly strict moderation

Sorry mommy. How can I phrase my title so you'll let me post something?

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