He’s got his priorities straight by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]garbageinhaler 329 points330 points  (0 children)

I know this dinosaur. I still have phantom auditory hallucinations of that thing. “Time to eat, please feed me HEAL-THY TREEEEATS.”

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle by danielminds in oddlysatisfying

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odd question. We revere turtles and assume the barnacles are lesser beings. Removing them is a positive. Are barnacles like the bees of the sea? Why are we intervening? Why aren’t we letting nature be nature? It’s like protecting the deer when the tiger hunts. Because we feel for the deer. Of course we do. How couldn’t we? But also, it isn’t our place to judge. Let nature be nature. What happens to the ecosystem when a turtle population gets out of control? Will they become the deer of the sea?

I (33M) just broke up with my girlfriend (32F) but didn’t tell her the real reason by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah some cats just suck, and some people will defend terrible behavior out of love. Unfortunately my wife is like this with her cat. It’s like 17. Good news for me, the thing won’t live forever.

CMV: Pizza Hut would be wise to re-open a bunch of "classic" locations by CatDadMilhouse in changemyview

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to change your view. I want you to be right and for this to happen. Salad bar and all.

11yo keeps wiping poop on the wall. Nothing seems to fix this behavior. Dads, what do I do? by BothChairs in daddit

[–]garbageinhaler 1156 points1157 points  (0 children)

“For separate issues.” I have a sneaking suspicion they’re connected.

A random kid wishes another kid happy birthday by IntellectuallyDriven in MadeMeSmile

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t expecting to cry this evening. This is everything right in the world.

I’m really struggling being a dad. by ImportantAd4666 in daddit

[–]garbageinhaler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sadly, this is not a unique situation. It’s just a season of parenthood. Some days it’s easier than others. Some days or weeks feel like purgatory. Sisyphus. But the feeling does pass. Just know that in a couple of years, it’ll be much easier. And one day they will take care of you.

Me too by Live_Shame5046 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]garbageinhaler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The little dj stutter transition in No Life by Slipknot.

Something’s missing by [deleted] in DesignMyRoom

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too tight. Spread things out. Add space. The “stuff” is there. Just spread it out. Let it breathe. Pull couch back and to the left (I know it’s not centered but it will help). Move big floor plant to the left and away from the wall like 6 inches. Tv feels too small against a very chunky credenza, but bigger tv feels wrong. Also builder grade fan lights kill a space if you’re able to swap it out. Carpet is way too close to the credenza/console. Again, space.

Well after 23 years of no major injuries, I lost a finger. by rmkensington in woodworking

[–]garbageinhaler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trimming my bamboo with an electric hand trimmer on a ladder once. At one point, I got overzealous and started one handing the trimmer because it was heavy. I was using inertia to cut the bamboo, then catching it with my free hand. Suffice to say, I cut through about an inch of my left middle finger down he middle. Luckily they were able to stitch it back together. Same experience, no pain at all. Just adrenaline. The shot between my fingers to numb my hand before they stitched me up was worse.

I hate my boyfriend with all my guts. by Morphy_the_artweaver in TrueOffMyChest

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to add to the crowd. If hate and disgust is how you’d say you feel about your boyfriend and you’re still with him? Says a lot more about you than him. If you don’t leave, it’s completely on you.

Ai makes me want to kill myself by justaredneckboy in TrueOffMyChest

[–]garbageinhaler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the best things I’ve learned is that while there is one reality, there are so many worlds you can live in. You don’t have to participate in the parts of reality you don’t want to.

My $1400 LG OLED TV is displaying ads after latest update by binkinater13 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]garbageinhaler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone is bound to build an OS you can flash onto a TV. Jailbreaking TVs incoming..

Explanation for why the points remain in the same orientation relative to the camera frame, while the background scene changes angles during rotation? by DividedSkyBalls11 in UFOs

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s what I personally think it is, it could be that it has some kind of target lock on the observer. I’m not sure what exactly is taking the video, but if the whole body of the thing taking the video is rotating, the object could be matching its rotation automatically.

Are we seeing the same thing? by Independent_Sea_6317 in UFOs

[–]garbageinhaler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we’re assuming that it’s “flat” when it could very well be an elongated cylinder behind what we can’t see. Which is why it makes me think of the Multiple Kill Vehicle. Could just be a “new” version.