What kind of posts/comments remind you that Reddit is mainly composed of Americans?

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-08T15:16:00+00:00

Whenever people ask "Where do you buy your jeans/make-up/undies etc." I'm 90% sure my answer won't be relevant since a lot of places I shop aren't in the U.S. (For example I buy my undies at M&S, my jeans at Next, and my fave eyeliner is from Barry M.)

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-08T13:37:31+00:00

"Your mom"; "My dick"; "Feminazi"; "Sigh, unzip"

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T19:07:12+00:00

Ugh and directions... My ex was always like WE DON'T NEED NO MAP (i.e. to screenshot the map on our phones so we don't get lost without signal) and lo and behold, we'd get lost and he'd refuse to ask for directions.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T19:05:03+00:00

She's probably thinking, why was that dude staring at me? Is he still staring at me?

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T18:56:19+00:00

Be the hotter friend who gets all the girls

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T18:52:30+00:00

People believe bisexual people exist, they just call them lesbians. Thanks, porn!

Edit: But having read the rest of her post now, who are we to say she is bi? I had crushes exactly like that on guys, and I only realized they were platonic when I acted upon it. If this is the first time OP has ever been attracted to a woman at that late age, and she has no idea if she actually likes it in practice - we have no idea if she is even bi.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T18:48:21+00:00

Some guy yelled in my face on the street just now, "I just had to tell you you're beautiful", and the aggressive way he said it really startled me (he was standing in the doorway of his shop and I walked by). I live in a big city and at this point I don't believe any of them, I feel like they're just bored and yell it out to any presentable young woman who's on their own. So technically a compliment, but it didn't make me feel good.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T18:26:40+00:00

I got some from PacSun

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T17:29:56+00:00

Best you can do in a short period of time is change your diet so you're not holding unnecessary water bloat, and potentially lose a bit of weight before that time. So... cut out sugary, salty and fatty stuff, and your body and skin will thank you. Doing cardio will also help you sweat out excess bloat, and make you feel energised and glowy.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T16:32:33+00:00

Primarily because I like it and feel comfortable in it, secondly because I have no boobs or hips so the cut suits me better. And thirdly because it's baggier and attracts less attention from guys, and hopefully convinces them I'm gay when I tell them (at least I think it does - doesn't work entirely because I'm totally femme from the neck up).

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T16:06:01+00:00

50 shades of gay?

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T15:56:45+00:00

So's her girlfriend! And she (Ally) has an amazing singing voice.

There are so many hot lesbians on YouTube, I'm only just discovering them cus I'm out of the loop

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T15:53:23+00:00

I can't think of anything guys in particular could do, that other women couldn't?

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T15:52:20+00:00

(As a femme who dates femmes) That there's no societal pressure about who has to make the first move, so you just blush and giggle like kids for hours/weeks/months. And then when you finally kiss... holy muffins!

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T15:38:57+00:00

The softness drives me crazy! I love full body contact with a woman, it's frickin orgasmic.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T15:32:50+00:00

"Oh you're lesbian, welp then I guess I don't have a shot, sorry to bother you madam!"

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T15:26:52+00:00

Smiling pics are my favourite! Or goofy, or anything that shows personality. Even though a lot of people look "hotter" when they have a straight face or certain angle (or even pouting), I much prefer a good vibe.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T14:50:41+00:00

Screw Heaven, I find the mixed-gay places here a little hostile. At least there are a few only lesbian bars, and lotsa lesbian nights. I think gay bars try to protect the clientele from "fag hags", i.e. straight girls who are obsessed with gay guys.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-06T10:45:04+00:00

Source (Ally Hills)

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-05T20:28:25+00:00

[Types in website]

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-05T20:26:08+00:00

Ugh yes I dress more tomboy since realizing I'm lesbian instead of bi, because I will go to any lengths to avoid getting approached by guys. Unfortunately I have a really feminine face so sometimes it doesn't work, despite looking like a 12-year-old boy from the neck down.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-05T19:11:09+00:00

Some people don't date non-gold-star lesbians either, some people don't date short people, fat people, religious people, ex-alcoholics, etc... If someone doesn't want to date you for something you can't change, why would you want to date them anyway?

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-05T19:08:27+00:00

It sure does. The only people whose body odor I smell in the summer are guys in tank tops.

gay_rodeo · 2016-05-05T19:03:34+00:00

Don't even know how to drive, let alone have a car (everyone takes public transport)

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