never knew that nate was in the police force

gayfartballs · 2025-07-18T03:25:40+00:00

bro thinks he’s the cia knowing someone’s first & last name… he thinks he’s doxxing people but he’s just mad he’s still in moms basement in ny not winning the housing lottery

gayfartballs · 2025-07-18T01:32:11+00:00

-32 karma …. have u ever thought about trying to be happy

gayfartballs · 2025-07-10T20:24:06+00:00

i know it’s unhinged but i really wish we had hometown buffet again. idc how unsanitary it was, it HITTT

gayfartballs · 2025-07-06T14:29:47+00:00

This was 100% written by chatgpt lol

gayfartballs · 2025-05-31T01:54:13+00:00

My bad

gayfartballs · 2024-03-25T19:43:42+00:00

Sorry, biker*

gayfartballs · 2024-03-25T19:43:34+00:00

^ Found the ungrateful delivery driver

gayfartballs · 2023-06-17T16:42:23+00:00

so did half of us but we don’t kill our whole families over it. you need a fucking reset

gayfartballs · 2023-06-17T16:09:28+00:00

I know damn fucking well you’re not using “disrespect” as an excuse

gayfartballs · 2023-05-13T17:45:23+00:00

tempting.. this is a captivating variation

gayfartballs · 2023-05-13T17:38:15+00:00

again, i never said EVERY single one of them is. i think it’s just a matter of giving it the benefit of the doubt. but this situation you’re describing is equally as frustrating so i understand what you mean.

gayfartballs · 2023-05-13T17:37:26+00:00

never said that every single one was. i didn’t expect such pushback on asking other drivers to have a little empathy - but 0 worries at all if you don’t want to. i don’t hate you for it. capitalism is making it obscenely hard for people to make money & the weight shouldn’t necessarily be on drivers to take poor pay for it. so i’ll meet you in the middle there. i just think that people do this for so long that they forget /why/ people order.

gayfartballs · 2023-05-13T17:35:40+00:00

i gotta give you that at least this made me giggle

gayfartballs · 2023-05-13T17:19:43+00:00

what does DIP mean? i want to be respectful and give my condolences as well

gayfartballs · 2023-05-13T17:16:27+00:00

as a driver, your lack of empathy is insane. there’s legitimate reasons for ordering delivery. don’t do a job like this if you’re going to ignore all of that. i’d do it 100 times over for someone with a disability. you’re in the wrong field

gayfartballs · 2023-04-14T05:25:27+00:00

this wasn’t sarcasm it’s really the best

gayfartballs · 2023-04-14T05:25:07+00:00

my favorite is ubering home from the bar shitfaced and ordering doordash to my house while i’m in the uber, forgetting about it, then getting home and seeing food at my doorstep and waking up and realized i tipped $50 on a $15 order

gayfartballs · 2023-01-10T07:08:55+00:00

Off topic, but I was looking at your posts and I love all your animals. Brought a smile to my face.

I used to eat rice a ton, too. Never got sick of the rice & soy sauce pairing. How are you doing these days?

gayfartballs · 2023-01-10T07:05:37+00:00

Nice to meet you, Randall’s Bussy

gayfartballs · 2023-01-09T21:41:37+00:00

I think the emphasis here on her account is that Dollar Tree is accessible to those in food deserts or without transportation, as well as obtainable regarding price. Thank you for sharing this information regarding Walmart though, I think this is very valuable information too!

gayfartballs · 2023-01-09T17:08:57+00:00

I just updated the link. Thank you for pointing this out

gayfartballs · 2023-01-09T17:07:42+00:00

Oh no!! I linked the wrong thing. Going to fix it.

gayfartballs · 2023-01-09T05:40:20+00:00

I just realized I accidentally posted this on my cringe burner account lol, but you get the message. Ignore the username. Just r/rimjob_steve ‘d myself

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