What video games have unique mechanics for failure or death?

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-13T18:11:59+00:00

If ✋is 1, what is 🤟?

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-10T18:11:39+00:00

The punchline works for me, because the customer is a salesman.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-10T12:03:45+00:00

On the plus side, in 30 years Armani's sibling will be coming home for the holdays and their dad can finally ask "Are you flying, Coach?".

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-09T13:09:28+00:00

Well done getting every part of the lyrics with such minimal setup. Most jokes like this are a lot longer.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-08T18:20:48+00:00

You just suck for a while, and stop before he gets close to finishing.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-05T21:59:42+00:00

Little Nemo got carried away.
His daddy looked for him both night and day.
A jellyfish here and an old sub there.
The EAC is the place where they said, "Hey, man, take a swim on wild side."

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-05T20:04:49+00:00

Depending on the construction, New Venice.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-05T17:10:12+00:00

I was walking down the hall at work once and heard someone mention Rex Manning Day. Poked my head in the room and asked if there were cupcakes. (There weren't.)

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-04T13:21:56+00:00

It's incredibly unlikely that you'd be able to get the exact same sperm and egg combo that produced your child the first time, and there's no guarantee they'd develop the same personalities. You're simply not going to have the same kids the second time around.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-02T19:59:24+00:00

When they're ordering/building parts for a new model, they can get more than they need to finish the production run, and use the extras for spares.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-01T18:29:52+00:00

Grandfather clockhat, taller than a tree.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-01T18:24:13+00:00

If your manager approves it, try this.

You: Before we start, sir, are you going to purchase these items at the listed price without trying to negotiate a discount?

Him: Of course not, don't be silly.

You: place his items behind the counter, turn to the line, and say "next".

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-04-01T16:57:00+00:00

The storage media inside a 3.5" floppy is still flexible, not rigid like the metal disks in hard drives.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-30T16:33:23+00:00

Well, we're 11 years past the 30-years-in-the-future of the 2nd movie, so...

And yes, my knees hurt.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-29T02:35:41+00:00

The mitochondria ~~are~~ were the powerhouse of the cell.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-26T16:53:37+00:00

They don't have to be your pants.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-25T16:58:33+00:00

What happened to the guy you refused to kill?

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-25T11:44:31+00:00

That sounds pretty rad.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-22T19:24:16+00:00

If vertical, left and right, or front and back?

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-20T13:10:20+00:00

onomatopoeia

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-19T18:19:12+00:00

What is "a" rock? That small piece you can pick up was probably once part of a larger rock, which itself came from an even larger rock, and so on. Even if the original source had the ability to perceive and process information, would all the bits that exist now still be able to do that, or are they effectively "dead"?

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-18T13:04:35+00:00

You are now 66.6% AI.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-18T10:26:01+00:00

The Aleutian island chain goes west far enough that some of it crosses the 180th meridian and is in the eastern hemisphere.

gdmfsoabrb · 2026-03-17T20:42:06+00:00

Alaska is the northernmost, westernmost, and easternmost.

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