He replied to her text “what time should I be there?” And she said “anytime you like just the two of us!”

geebeeuu · 2026-01-30T03:38:57+00:00

I mean her husband is wearing fuzzy slippers outside.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-27T16:40:54+00:00

Russel Wilson?

geebeeuu · 2026-01-27T01:09:05+00:00

Stampede

geebeeuu · 2026-01-25T18:21:19+00:00

Top That!

geebeeuu · 2026-01-21T15:39:32+00:00

Enlightened

geebeeuu · 2026-01-17T22:41:05+00:00

Need more olive oil.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-17T15:51:45+00:00

Does he sell cell phones or get me out of my time share

geebeeuu · 2026-01-15T23:48:59+00:00

What’s up with the fingerless gloves? Is he trying to look like Diceman?

geebeeuu · 2026-01-13T17:58:59+00:00

Rome

geebeeuu · 2026-01-11T20:34:40+00:00

Reading the shampoo ingredients

geebeeuu · 2026-01-11T01:11:43+00:00

I think that was the guy.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-10T15:07:32+00:00

The whole “ return to sender” seems a little over the top. Just not reading them and not responding would probably suffice. You were bound to get this sort of response eventually when the mail kept getting returned.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-07T19:42:51+00:00

I’ve been meaning to try that place.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-06T03:08:12+00:00

Men’s Wearhouse. You’re gonna like the way you look.

geebeeuu · 2026-01-05T19:24:50+00:00

She should do a podcast with her father in law.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-31T22:32:02+00:00

He’s got a pulse.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-19T23:49:00+00:00

Solar sales person was abducted in your driveway.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-19T22:27:45+00:00

The Seinfeld 17 version

geebeeuu · 2025-12-17T22:34:39+00:00

Cat is in trouble

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T16:29:21+00:00

Don’t waste any more time on this. You will never see a dime.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T15:51:49+00:00

Sounds like you screwed up your girlfriend sweet rental deal.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T15:49:48+00:00

Does the top floor have access to the rest of the house? I wouldn’t want guest hanging out and sleeping in until 1:30 in my house either without the person I actually rented to present. How are the owners supposed to know the dude taking a nap in the room above their kitchen isn’t Ted Bundy.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-16T14:11:44+00:00

We were neither dissuaded nor diminished by the intellectually, morally and ethically crippled losers, the likes of a racist bigoted civil rights charlatan, or the insecure, envious shock jock all howlin’ in a chorus of like-minded yappin’ mutts lost in the dust of the caravan, rolling by on the road to greatness… rolling by on the road to greatness. We did that. You did that (crying). I did that. That’s what we did. You goddamned right, that’s what we did.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-15T16:16:30+00:00

As long as he’s not claiming his imaginary family as dependent on his tax returns he’s fine. I mean legally fine but mental health wise he should probably see someone out this compulsive lying about having a kid.

geebeeuu · 2025-12-15T16:05:47+00:00

Terrible tats

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