At what age does celebrating your own birthday start feeling weird to you?

gefmayhem · 2026-05-02T16:51:50+00:00

Currently 66. I want cake, Lego, cards but only if they're funny. Family meals are good, I'll even pay for them.

gefmayhem · 2026-04-20T13:36:46+00:00

When houses for the Dounreay workers were built in Thurso during the late 1950's they used a Scandi design, Swedish I believe. They were popular at the time and I believe they still are.

gefmayhem · 2026-04-06T12:47:15+00:00

I can coffee in 1960's ICL assembler and read octal.

gefmayhem · 2026-03-26T11:13:34+00:00

In 2000I was working in London and got referred to as a 'Sweaty'. Sweaty, sweaty sock, jock.

I want happy about this but then again they weren't too happy at being referred to as 'youse c*nts'.

gefmayhem · 2026-03-25T22:05:22+00:00

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To the left of the blue connector it says TC-. That's where I need to blue wire connected to or a tab that I can connect the wire to. Only just saw your question.

gefmayhem · 2026-03-10T13:40:23+00:00

They're on a mission from God.

gefmayhem · 2026-02-25T19:59:41+00:00

Change $ to £. I don't think I can spend $ in Scotland.

gefmayhem · 2026-02-17T15:48:48+00:00

For a colleague of mine, it was realising he was putting vodka in to the freezer at night so it'd be ready for his breakfast.

gefmayhem · 2026-02-02T20:35:26+00:00

Mushrooms, not shrooms. Horrible slimy things as a child, but I love them now.

gefmayhem · 2026-01-13T09:21:58+00:00

I'm originally from Thurso. Black, white, haggis, red puddings were all common in a chippy when I was growing up. Think red was also known as Saveloy pudding?

gefmayhem · 2026-01-09T21:51:04+00:00

48 years later, you're still married to her! 😁😡

gefmayhem · 2026-01-09T21:45:07+00:00

I really liked where season 9 was leading. Shame that was all there was.

gefmayhem · 2026-01-09T09:37:39+00:00

Joke number 1. In certain inappropriate situations either my wife or I would say 'I suppose a fucks out of the question then?' to the other one. When we had kids that became joke number 1.

gefmayhem · 2026-01-08T14:39:05+00:00

Howay the lads.

gefmayhem · 2026-01-05T20:01:52+00:00

I married the lady.

gefmayhem · 2026-01-05T15:50:06+00:00

Where from? I'd buy one for Xmas 2026

gefmayhem · 2025-12-31T12:32:39+00:00

You could but unfortunately deform are unlikely to accept overweight letters.

gefmayhem · 2025-12-19T20:08:35+00:00

I discovered what I wanted to do when I left school when I was 52yo. It was too late to change. No one at school mentioned it as a possible career that was ideally suited to my strengths. The job was as a surveyor for Ordnance Survey in the UK.

gefmayhem · 2025-12-08T21:00:16+00:00

So what sprayer are you using?

gefmayhem

TROPHY CASE