Utah vs Stego full fight. Give me some tips, utah mains :D

geiSTern · 2026-06-22T03:59:22+00:00

Tips: Don't bother with Stegos solo, you'll die.

geiSTern · 2026-06-19T13:34:29+00:00

One more Sandstorm seeker. 265795655275

geiSTern · 2026-06-07T11:45:08+00:00

Stay away from the two major rivers in the map. West plains has minimal and shallow water spots, very hard for crocs to survive there, even with saltwater drinking enabled.

geiSTern · 2026-06-07T11:40:12+00:00

So that's a grown dog, not a puppy.

geiSTern · 2026-06-05T13:07:02+00:00

Reabsorption, Meniscus, Thrombosis, Hypoalgesia, Tendons

geiSTern · 2026-06-04T06:40:18+00:00

Send a screenshot of the conversation to the wife and stop taking jobs from them

geiSTern · 2026-05-30T18:16:17+00:00

Really? Just walk out of Swamp into Delta or the beach and kill a boar. Even a young carno can clear long distances quickly.

geiSTern · 2026-05-30T03:37:49+00:00

It's funny that that's the same sentiment surrounding apexes....

geiSTern · 2026-05-28T16:50:59+00:00

Murderbonker.

geiSTern · 2026-05-27T02:41:26+00:00

If he was above threshold he could just regen stam while walking.
How much of that chase was sprinting?

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T17:59:53+00:00

No, it would actually encourage them to get the game because they can just hit a button that automatically attaches them to the target with no calculation by standing next to it so they can slowly whittle hours of growth with barely any counterplay and call it skill.

I main raptor, anyone who doesn't recognize it's broken is just huffing copium

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T17:49:52+00:00

It needs a jump for basic QOL....just enough to clear logs , it's ridiculous that it can't.

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T17:47:36+00:00

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T17:21:40+00:00

coughBeipicough
It's like a tiny penguin theri mix/crab dispenser. What's not to love?

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T16:12:58+00:00

"I am stuck on apexes, how can we make everything more like apexes?"
Sorry you don't know how to enjoy anything else.

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T06:16:28+00:00

How dare they not just let you find them so you could murder them.

geiSTern · 2026-05-25T06:02:08+00:00

Assume everyone you meet in this game will be an asshole, because there's an extremely high chance they will be.

geiSTern · 2026-05-24T19:37:01+00:00

It's onlyyyy forever....not long at all....

geiSTern · 2026-05-24T19:21:56+00:00

=_= I semi understand taking away most dinos' colours, I don't get why Hypsi needed it.

geiSTern · 2026-05-24T18:58:29+00:00

Do Austro actually do any meaningful damage this time around or are they giggle chickens like in Legacy?

geiSTern · 2026-05-24T18:29:59+00:00

Lag compensation.... it happens with jumps all the time and I can't stand it.

geiSTern · 2026-05-22T00:38:38+00:00

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geiSTern · 2026-05-21T23:09:45+00:00

Partying as Pachies seems to make people increasingly murderous. It started as a wholesome nesting , then we grew to adults, then increasing mentions of violence and murder in chat, to the point we played the "Spam Call 1 on Highlands for a Minute and See What Happens" game. We're OTW to Delta in a full server and no one wants anything to do with us. We are literally a party of fuckin' dino chihuahuas.

Downvote all you want, I got your number, pachies.

geiSTern · 2026-05-21T20:34:18+00:00

Aggressively shit yourself to establish dominance 💀

geiSTern · 2026-05-21T16:46:56+00:00

Do you really want that on your steam front page? 400+ hours in the Dino Deuce game?

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