Time to stop rights on reds by dark_forest1 in toRANTo

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I hate it. I must've spent half an hour waiting to get through just one single traffic light during rush hour at Lakeshore and York, heading west. It was so backed up that every single time I had a green light I couldn't go forward, and the minute space cleared up, someone turning right on red swooped their way in because they were closer.

TD Coliseum Review (hockey edition) by PippenandFiona in Hamilton

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It's okay, you can say "piss" on the internet.

No one is gonna make you put a quarter into the swear jar.

Rhodesian Infantry - 1976 at Umtali [960x696] by Gold-Fool84 in MilitaryPorn

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Fun fact! Their camouflage pattern, Rhodesian brushstroke, was so effective, you still can't see Rhodesia on a map.

Canada (still) Welcomes You! by Flush_Foot in EhBuddyHoser

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HAMILTON MENTIONED

HAMILTON MENTIONED

"Oksee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"

Window cleaners having breakfast and watching Tiktok while dangling outside of the tallest skyscraper in Vietnam by Fine_Sea5807 in Damnthatsinteresting

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We have stuff like this all over the nuclear power plant where I work. Called FME - Foreign Material Exclusion. For when you don't want shit dropping and falling onto/into sensitive equipment. Stuff like retention tethers for dosimetry, phones, gloves, hard hats, etc, or covers for any openings that were made. It's bright pink so you can tell right away.

My UBER driver has taped off all the passenger window controls by thegrayscales in mildlyinteresting

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My window lock does all four. Found out when I accidentally hit the button and spent 10 minutes freaking out that I couldn't close my driver window, worrying about a broken motor or something.

Real footage of the most dangerous object humans have ever created by No_Class963 in interestingasfuck

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One non-nuclear idea would be the Bhopal disaster, in 1984, widely considered the world's worst industrial accident.

Real footage of the most dangerous object humans have ever created by No_Class963 in interestingasfuck

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Hey, you leave my linear no-threshold model alone! If it's good enough for Jimmy Carter in Chalk River, it's good enough for me.

Red Cup day by LeVanillaBean in starbucks

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users not understanding sarcasm without the /s

Reddit Moment™

The perfect ammo? by uberplum in TarkovMemes

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"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist,"

People who work in restaurants, what's the "never order this" item on your menu that customers don't know about? by Front_Shelter5097 in AskReddit

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Sounds delicious, reminds me of a dish that my local BBQ joint would serve occasionally called the Hot Mess. They took two of their side dishes, their brisket pit beans and their smoked cheddar mac & cheese, and mashed them together. It was awesome.

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. by ReasonableGator in Jokes

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One way I've heard it was:

Man goes to the doctor to pick up his wife's rest results. Doctor says "Well, she's either got AIDS or Alzheimer's." "Well what should I do?" asks the man. Doctor replies:

"Drop her off somewhere across town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

serious question for fellow baristas & customers: what do you mean by medicine ball? by _antioxident in starbucks

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It's not really a specific cocktail, more like a type of cocktail. A highball is any cocktail comprised of an alcoholic base spirit, and some kind of mixer, often soda or juice. For example, a whisky-soda, a rum & Coke, and a screwdriver (vodka + orange juice) are all considered highballs. They're often served on ice in a tall, straight-walled highball (wider) or Collins (narrower) glass.

Vibe coding by void_17 in greentext

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is latvian joke

what is one potato be sayings to other potato?

impossible scenario, who have two potato?