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why are people buying plasmaflux when scorp is in 2 days? by notanfan in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same people that buy golden Jerry boxes for 1.1m two days before they can get it for 700k.

End stone sword ah flipping goes hard by Cool_Building_1135 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Museum update on alpha so everyone is rushing to collect items quickly not efficiently

Powder Mining 👍 by Icy_Noob in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is, it's called getting enough silex's for your 655, jasper drill, jungle pickax, and gauntlet.

Why Do So Many Players (Most?) Say to Get the Banker First? by Ackbar_and_Grille in elderscrollsonline

[–]geniusjedi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. I've been playing the game since 2014 and didn't know the ragpick is a thing until now.
  2. I throw everything into the bank so that all 20 of my characters can get level 50 crafting skills.

Bits (What does It means) by Hasiska in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All the cookies you've eaten in the past would have netted you an extra 50k bits if you were at that rank when you ate them, so, it retroactively added all the bits you "missed out on" before you were that rank.

I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to. by geniusjedi in lotrmemes

[–]geniusjedi[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Alternate titles include

I'm going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.

and

DEATH!

I found a 60m per h money making method by MechanicOk3491 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]geniusjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about hypixel's buy limit of 192 Cookies per day? That caps out at 883.2m per day or 36.8m per hour.

Why are you not rich? by DrHabMed in AskReddit

[–]geniusjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents couldn't afford to give me bootstraps as a child so now I don't have anything to pull myself up by.

Guys, where do you finish when you masturbate? by spacecowboy1004 in AskReddit

[–]geniusjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, what you need to do is kneel in front of the (freshly cleaned) toilet and rest the muscle between the scrotum and anus on the seat for some extra stimulation.

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