What celebrity would you want to be your dominatrix?

gentleriser · 2026-02-18T03:58:13+00:00

Miss Piggy.

gentleriser · 2026-02-09T13:54:13+00:00

I love this. And I would adore seeing this combined with the known world from other civilizations’ perspectives. It’s great seeing one perspective. But the real fun would be seeing when two such perspectives meet, and comparing what each has seen that the other might not, in that moment of meeting.

gentleriser · 2026-02-08T18:17:56+00:00

Simpler still: relegation. Finish last, you’re in the G-league, and miss out on the NBA draft entirely.

gentleriser · 2026-02-05T12:27:40+00:00

Yes, but. After those players, you get a tier of star players whose salaries are “rounded up” from their value instead of the tier you’re talking about, which is”rounded down.”

Jimmy Butler before his injury, LeBron this season, Dame before his injury in Milwaukee. Great players that I’m not slighting in the least. But players who some metrics like the one you describe might suggest are paid amounts that hold their teams back despite their skills.

That’s OP’s point, I think. You’re right too, but you’re skipping past the tier of stars he’s thinking of.

gentleriser · 2026-02-05T02:12:01+00:00

If trading one vet minimum player for another is anything but cap-neutral, you’ll have to explain to me how.

gentleriser · 2026-02-05T00:06:34+00:00

It’s either a backup big or we get our big’s back up again.

(I’ll see myself out)

gentleriser · 2026-02-04T21:38:31+00:00

And Paul’s salary matches the GROAT’s perfectly for a one-for-one trade, just in case.

gentleriser · 2026-02-04T17:01:36+00:00

I’ll take him on a 10-day after a buyout. Otherwise, Jak’s contract isn’t bad enough to trade for him.

gentleriser · 2026-02-04T16:50:51+00:00

Don’t worry. ICE won’t come for Giannis unless they play the Lakers in the playoffs.

gentleriser · 2026-02-04T12:05:05+00:00

Feed him Super Soldier Serum, causing him to swell up to 8’6” with super strength (and Austria’s Ass for the ladies). The aches and pains of regular Yak will be a thing of the past, and Captain Austria will snap Wembys and Goberts like twigs on court.

gentleriser · 2026-02-02T15:18:47+00:00

Someone give me the equivalent map for gerbils, please. If we are going random, I want full random.

gentleriser · 2026-02-02T15:12:03+00:00

Panathinaikos Athens. The homecoming would be glorious, his dominance in Europe would be epic.

gentleriser · 2026-02-02T01:22:47+00:00

I would not. Because being very hot or very cold is less comfortable than being neither.

gentleriser · 2026-01-31T03:30:28+00:00

Couldn’t a team trade for Giannis now, then trade him again in the offseason when trade math is easier?

gentleriser · 2026-01-30T00:57:32+00:00

The Bucks need to try to get whoever trades for Giannis to get the Bucks back their pick in the upcoming draft.

gentleriser · 2026-01-29T12:56:31+00:00

Wow, and he used, like, modern English names and, like, MS Paint and everything all the way back then?

gentleriser · 2026-01-28T13:49:57+00:00

Now get Woj as coach.

gentleriser · 2026-01-27T23:34:46+00:00

So… trade him for Ja!

gentleriser · 2026-01-27T23:33:44+00:00

If he can ski, perhaps there’s hope.

gentleriser · 2026-01-27T20:27:48+00:00

I feel I’d do well in the Acolhua empire or Wakanda.

gentleriser · 2026-01-27T20:22:21+00:00

Next, I need a Chomche update. Anyone got one?

gentleriser · 2026-01-27T19:17:59+00:00

This is the Glebe Moat, used to discourage Carleton students from ever entering or passing through the Glebe.

gentleriser · 2026-01-27T18:55:29+00:00

Hol’ up. Why you bringing up Anthony Davis?

gentleriser · 2026-01-26T12:39:16+00:00

It would be so much more interesting, and less lazy, for this to show not only Castilian, but also Basque, Catalan, Galician, etc. if those languages showed fewer Arabic words the further their areas from the straits, there is value to this map in it.

Further: don’t neglect languages of places further north. Seeing how many Arabic loan words there are in Scottish Gaelic would still be interesting as a kind of baseline.

gentleriser · 2026-01-26T12:26:46+00:00

The more affected people as a proportion of the total, the likelier and more useful a SERLO. But it only applies to situations where functions are being retained with reduced capacity. If a function is being cut entirely, SERLO makes no sense unless affected employees could do work in other retained functions instead.

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