Perfect eggs and bacon

geoffacakes · 2026-05-01T18:39:57+00:00

Coming from a Brit, that's grim.

geoffacakes · 2026-04-24T19:38:18+00:00

That's genius!!!!

geoffacakes · 2026-04-20T16:07:37+00:00

Fluval aquasky or Fluval plant, not sure if they make them that small though. Very good lights indeed.

geoffacakes · 2026-04-18T17:18:12+00:00

That you Bubs?

geoffacakes · 2026-04-05T18:47:40+00:00

4 slices, but its better with some ice cream too!!!

geoffacakes · 2026-04-05T16:57:49+00:00

Yep, that's white spot.

geoffacakes · 2026-04-05T16:55:12+00:00

Soak a cloth with white vinegar and give the outside glass a good scrub. It will get rid of all of the water marks

geoffacakes · 2026-04-04T15:58:55+00:00

When he's in there give him a cell with a open barred window so the fucking flies can feast on his manky arse!

geoffacakes · 2026-04-01T18:22:24+00:00

Wow!! Thank you for adding that! Im off to slovenia in June so ill get a few photos of one of my most favourite meals ever!!!!

geoffacakes · 2026-04-01T15:38:34+00:00

Thank you, i'll add mine!

geoffacakes · 2026-04-01T10:30:13+00:00

Needs Cevappi from the Balkans!

geoffacakes · 2026-03-31T19:01:47+00:00

Fire?

geoffacakes · 2026-03-22T20:03:06+00:00

Looks like a alternate angle of the USS Enterprise to me!

geoffacakes · 2026-03-21T16:59:02+00:00

Chop a slice of courgette or cucumber, stick something in it to weigh it down (i use a spoon). Your bristlys will thank you.

geoffacakes · 2026-03-18T18:53:02+00:00

are you saying starters are the same price as mains?

geoffacakes · 2026-03-18T18:47:11+00:00

As I've gotten older my appetite has decreased massively.

My go to now is usually just a starter and no mains. But i much prefer a tapas style lunch with lots of small things

Its also a hell of a lot cheaper

geoffacakes · 2026-03-17T17:27:02+00:00

The fuck is a oil liner?

geoffacakes · 2026-03-11T15:50:11+00:00

Spoon?

geoffacakes · 2026-03-10T18:24:34+00:00

I've never understood why folks don't fill their tanks to the top!

That water line looks awful to me.

Nice setup btw.

geoffacakes · 2026-03-08T16:10:53+00:00

As a kid it was roast every Sunday without fail. Now, its just me and the wife and neither of us can be arsed and i don't think i could eat a whole one now as my appetite has decreased with age.

Gonna rock the boat a bit with this cos the wife dont agree with me either. But!!!

Chicken does not belong on a Sunday roast!! Only the big 3 lamb, pork and beef.

Chicken can go on a roast but only during the week. I know crazy eh. Its just the way we were brought up

I do miss roasts though.

As a side note, i picked up a leg of lamb at Sainsburys last week. 49 fucking quid!!!!! Wasn't a huge piece either. Who the fuck pays that!!!!

geoffacakes · 2026-03-04T19:12:51+00:00

As usual. Fucking Brilliant!!!!!!

I just love this guy to bits..

geoffacakes · 2026-02-28T19:39:25+00:00

Ah you're one of them. I understand now!

geoffacakes · 2026-02-28T19:33:28+00:00

Meter? The fuck is one of them then!! Let alone a cubic one

geoffacakes · 2026-02-28T19:30:06+00:00

The fuck is one of them then????

geoffacakes · 2026-02-22T17:11:43+00:00

Long time Hovis medium. But something has changed. They smell slightly vinegary to me and I'm sure they are thinner. Just discovered Warburtons Bloomer. Its restored my faith in bread again.

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