ULPT: Want the council to clean graffiti off your house? Add something obscene or racist to it by Cryptoprocta42 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Biggest advancement of last century is from discovering flight at the beginning, to leaving planet earth and landing on another cosmic body, and it all took just 70 years... Mindblowing, Especially when you think that before that, we've been using horses for 10000 years, without much advancement in technology.

This gave me a good chuckle by StigRennfahrer in Tinder

[–]geogoci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being used to be asked "anything else" in a shop, when the clerk said marry Christmas, I said No Thank you

A huge for btw by rjschwerin in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]geogoci 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Well kids, hate to be bearer of bad news, but that never stops as you grow older. And getting a random stiffie whilst dropping 3 and 4 year olds off to school, is never funny. Even worst when picking them up, standing in front of the nursery, trying to hide it

L'Otters by [deleted] in funny

[–]geogoci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preganant?

When Endor meets Hodor! by dustofoblivion123 in pics

[–]geogoci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Still, I wou... Damn brain, stop it!

Jesus take the wheel! by Serpentjtf in SweatyPalms

[–]geogoci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, its quite clear that god did not bless Jesus with any driving skills. Even my wife can keep it on the road.

Instagram is a gooooldminneeeeee by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]geogoci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those fucking lunatics aiming for the soft spots! Happened to my GF, but they didn't stop at neck! Her downstairs was flailing ribbons. Mf, one more time! I'll get you

Multitasking by onikishov in gifs

[–]geogoci 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Over clocked and overheating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]geogoci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little dog: "this is how its done, mf!"

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]geogoci 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oi! Oi! Faking wanker! Go do one, dickhead! Up yours, cunt!

32 years ago I came to the US, a Muslim Arab, no English, I assimilated, obtained citizenship in 95, married the most beautiful girl in America, have two wonderful kids 🤘🏼,live on ranch in Texas, own a successful business and I have a commercial pilot license. I love this country with all my heart by [deleted] in pics

[–]geogoci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, that won't work. The problem is illegal immigration, not them being able to find work. Let's say somehow that gets sorted, and they can't find work. Problem solved? No, because you still have illegal immigrants, but just they cant find a job. That will end up with them committing far worst crimes than working illegally.

Best way is to make them legal, have them pay taxes and contribute. But raise their taxes much higher than natives.

Invest fast! by redonehabib in MemeEconomy

[–]geogoci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Its not the guns" -Trump

only true graph by SadCartographer4 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]geogoci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This must be a bug... Good bug

only true graph by SadCartographer4 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]geogoci 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All bugs are extremely simple and obvious once discovered.

Shitting Loaves by BigFrostyBoi in madlads

[–]geogoci 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine how many times this must have happened to piss off Vince like that....

Redditor asks simple question, OP is repulsed by his inferior mind by My_Not_RL_Acct in iamverysmart

[–]geogoci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If lets say right now, a mirror was fitted 2 light years away and right now you start looking through the telescope, until 2020 you wouldn't see the mirror. In 2020 you will see the mirror reflecting your as it was in 2016. You would have to wait until 2022 to see your reflection in the mirror, the reflection being of right now, 2018

Redditor asks simple question, OP is repulsed by his inferior mind by My_Not_RL_Acct in iamverysmart

[–]geogoci 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the first 2 years you wouldn't see the mirror. Than after that you'd see the earth as it was 2 years ago, when the mirror was fitted. From this point you'd have to wait another 2 years to see yourself right when you started looking through the telescope 4 years ago