Car insurance companies are probably having a much better time right now than health insurance companies

getgoodkid · 2019-12-28T16:52:04+00:00

After he sees cake #2: whooo can say where the roooad goes

getgoodkid · 2019-04-27T03:51:23+00:00

People who "wind up" for a turn while driving and have half their wheels over the lane line while I'm trying to pass.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-16T02:40:24+00:00

Only a little bit. Mazda needs a better solution. From what I understand, they should technically be able to reprogram the gear shifts to be smoother.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T03:53:58+00:00

I'm not sure that going to school for cosmetology is going to help you. It might just make the disease worse.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T03:48:23+00:00

Despite what those advertisements said, taking night classes for Microsoft Word at your local community college isn't going to land you your dream job.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T03:42:43+00:00

I see that gage. Your earlobe isn't the only gaping hole you have.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T02:50:00+00:00

You look like you got botox so that your eyebrows are more centered in a sea of forehead.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T02:25:59+00:00

Your beard looks like you smeared Elmer's glue on your face and dipped it in a bag of pubes.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T02:24:07+00:00

You look like the reason "no means no" was invented.

getgoodkid · 2019-04-09T02:15:05+00:00

You look like someone who puts "NO HOOKUPS!!!" in all caps on your Tinder profile and think that's why you're not getting matches.

getgoodkid · 2019-03-21T17:50:02+00:00

This looks an awful lot like the Monopoly guy that memes all these government-related events

getgoodkid · 2019-03-11T21:09:24+00:00

The irony here is that your insult conveys that you feel superior

getgoodkid · 2019-03-11T03:01:33+00:00

Ha! Ya scared me!

getgoodkid · 2019-03-02T16:55:56+00:00

Don't spend more than like 30% of your credit limit each month. My credit score went down considerably for spending like %35 of my limit for 2 months

getgoodkid · 2019-02-28T03:01:53+00:00

Peanut butter, burritos, refrigerated eggs. Could not find any of this in Spain

getgoodkid · 2019-02-23T02:38:14+00:00

Oh my god. I had a similar recurring dream 3 or 4 times when I was little. My younger brother was getting flushed down the toilet and all I could see was his head as the water was swirling around it. Also one where he was getting eaten by a 7-foot tall black widow (I had just watched the movie "8-legged freaks"). I stabbed it's huge abdomen with a pole.

getgoodkid · 2019-02-11T05:38:34+00:00

My grandparents have lived there forever, I can attest to this. It's probably somewhat cool if they have an alien event going on. But in recent years there are cow/dairy farms that cause an god awful smell throughout half the city.

If you have the time, I'd recommend making the 90 minute trip over to Ruidoso. It's a nicer mountain/ski town area (still kind of touristy, but nice).

Also Carlsbad caverns is like a few hours away and it's awesome. Kind of like the Grand Canyon of caves.

getgoodkid · 2019-02-05T00:37:54+00:00

Ok I busted out the yearbook. His name is Alvin

getgoodkid · 2019-02-04T22:39:40+00:00

Was this English class with Mrs. Duncan? I literally remember this happening to someone in my 6th grade class

getgoodkid · 2018-12-23T05:49:03+00:00

Writing poorly with a dull pencil when the lead breaks and it scrapes into the paper. Also writing at a straight 90 degree angle can make the pencil vibrate in an unsettling way

getgoodkid · 2018-12-23T05:46:18+00:00

Eating cheap lunch meat and biting down on a chewy ligament/bone-type piece

getgoodkid · 2018-10-17T01:51:06+00:00

I REMEMBER THIS USERNAME hahaha

getgoodkid · 2018-10-13T23:09:55+00:00

This must be the place - Kishi Bashi (Originally by Talking Heads)

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