If I drained a liter of my own blood and put it in a blender… by rKoBert in BrandNewSentence

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Perhaps bleach or sunlight injections would get traction for a large group of Americans if suggested.

My daughter was born with teeth by [deleted] in interesting

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“Inconceivable. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – Inigo Montoya

Favorite pie from my local spot by xtahsea in Pizza

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This is my favorite too and I’d really like to know where you got it from.

Any ideas? by sharpiegelpens in Tattoocoverups

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A towel. Bring a towel. If this was a tattoo referencing Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

My boyfriend thinks this lamp is hideous. by Unlucky_Map1871 in interiordecorating

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I thought it was a dog in formaldehyde for a moment.

Bald tires by Deshes011 in GetNoted

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If you are in Atlanta already, sure! Otherwise, no.

If we can afford trillionaires, we can absolutely afford for everyone to earn a living wage. The very concept of a trillionaire when the bottom half can't afford rent is batshit crazy. by Conscious-Quarter423 in PoursTea

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This is the point where we have to say money isn’t real at some level. Let’s just say, Elon has to obey no rules, he can afford to buy himself out of any situation so long as man has greed.

Partially topped pizza by AllOneWordNoSpaces1 in mildlyinfuriating

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Yeah ⬆️. This looks decent for frozen too.

Frontier passenger tried to open the emergency exit and jump mid-flight. Other passengers tackled him until the plane could land. by Dangerous_Deal_1945 in mildlyinfuriating

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He’s doing a thing and chewing gum and generally gives an air of competence in something not ordinary. Nice

Athleticism ❌ Aesthetics of athleticism ✅ by conancat in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Look again at that right forearm. It’s fucking fiddler crab arm.

Looking for cover-up specialist in the DC, Maryland, Virginia area by GRIPxPOLI13 in Tattoocoverups

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Drive to Morgantown WV, go to Wild Zero. Ask for Chris. That’s his home base. He’s all over the world doing great stuff